5/30/2004 Faithless Is He That Says Farewell When The Road Darkens... I just totally today saw the last installement of the Lord of the Rings trillogy with Brotha B... I won't say anything except to say if you have seen it already... I agree with you... Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.J. R. R. Tolkien ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 5/30/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

5/29/2004 Courage Is The Price... ... Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace... -Amelia Earhart Good Luck Alien Superman! ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 5/29/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

5/21/2004 Kahn Vs. P. Spiddy Ya know how they say it is officially winter when spiders become household pets.... well in my case it is the opposite I gots spidies up the ying yang... In the past I would usually leave them alone unless they were freaky zonky then I would trap them and then set them free...really I do. But this time they were too often and too zonky so I decided to set them all free... all but two and I would like to introduce them to you... P. Spiddy...I have had him the longest...he lives in the corner between the tubby and the potty...and who's namesake is a victim of location and an unintentional ode/insult to P. Diddy... and he either has two eggs sack that have not hatched in over a year or he made him self two buddies out of tiny rolled up toilet paper...aww he's got friends... Kahn is the other one. I saw him one day on the corner wall by my computer as I was blogging and I got rid of him and he came back and I got rid of him and he came back, etc... so one night I made a deal/was too lazy to get the spider jar and the official spider phone bill envelope scoop(patent pending)... so I made a deal that I would let him hang out and come and go has he may please as long as no others pop in and... totally true story... he is the only one who comes by and I have not see another new spider in a few weeks... True True True Funny though... I do not see him tonight...oh dear... I hope nothing has happend to him... And now for a different Kahn altogether... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 5/21/2004

5/20/2004 Gas, Gas Everywhere.... I just paid $2.29 for a gallon of gas!... I did not even fill it up... blah... blah... blah... //insert yawn here// My friend Tyler says the things you own end up owning you. ...True... so true I like soap. ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 5/20/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

5/17/2004 Two Month Vesary... Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. Mae West ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 5/17/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

5/16/2004 Rock the Gas-pah!... for Gazaloon I just paid $2.25 for a Gahlone of Gazaloon ...and I did not fill up because I was too busy converting crap into crepe... Vase becomes Vauze Target becomes Targshea Gasoline becomes Gazaloon This way it also sounds expensive... Thanks again Karen for giving me sound advice on how to cope with these skyrocketing prices... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 5/16/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

5/11/2004 And This Joy Ride Has A Flat Tire... And this joy ride has a flat tire... Sup Candycane... >;-) ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 5/11/2004 1 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

5/10/2004 Gas-ppp! It's worse! I just paid $2.23 for a gallon of gas!... I did not even fill it up... mostly because It had gotten cold and I wuz wearing shorts and sandals and..um..oh yeah like hello it was like $2.23 a gallon... Cheese and rice! I fear that this is only the begining... And now for something very dizzel. ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 5/10/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

5/07/2004 The Warm Air Spiraling Around... It is that strange wonderful feeling... That feeling when you first realize the first of the warm weather finally reaches you... //flazback a few hourz...// I opportuned the opportunity to wear shorts and a ringed neck T... and felt comfortably comfortable... I was driving like around 5-ish... Friday afternoon... And the sun was slowly setting... Everything had a orangey glittery specticality glowy aura to it... All the windows were down... All the breeze was a breezin'... The warm air spiraling around my sandeld feet... who b.t.w. had not been exposed to the element in nine months... The musik box resonated Brandy by Looking Glass And as destined by the powers that be... I was stopping at the red lights during the slow parts and then the lights turn green just as the chorus began... It was so excellent... And it was very awsome... And I sang my lungs out ... And it is all totally true.... iProm... //Retrospecta// It was a strange wonderful feeling... like when you were a kid when you did your first canonball into the pool after the long cold winter and it was weird strange wonderful familiar feeling and it gives you a little smile and and an extra hor to your rah!...I love it! In a word I would say it was "Tangerine" ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 5/07/2004

5/04/2004 Gas-pp! I just paid $2.11 a gallon for gas today... I did not even fill it up... mostly because I had like 3 gallons of coffee on the road and the gas station had like this decorative lil' fountain by the pumps...so you do da math... I guess it could always be worse. ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 5/04/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

5/01/2004 Come On And Dance With Me... Yeah... Slow... Come on and dance with me... yeah... Slow ... Whoa..She is so smokin'...she is not allowed is most bars and/or restaurants! And the best part is... //wispers//... she has a sister :-O ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 5/01/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...