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4/12/2006

I Saw An Accident Today... But Before That...

Dudes!

Oh... it was so super nice and warm and beautiful today...

And then I see this...

Who is this keeping out... or is it keeping something in... redonkulous!

And now.... The Price Is Blight!

UGGH!... why! Why WHY! When will this end... it is almost as high as last August... grrrr....

Yeah so...

... I am driving around and around this neighborhood and... there is this cop car I keep seeing again and again and I know he spots me and keeps recognizing me on account that I still have under my license plate my Christmas wreath hanging on from 2 Christmases ago... so anywho... I have one more stop to make and I see not one but two cop cars... the regular one one who just passed me and a new one who is a few cars behind me and I know by now they are all A.P.B. on me cuz it looks so shady...

... so I wuz like I can't have this guy following me the whole way... so I pass thru a busy innersection and I make the next right and then a right and then another right just so they would not be behind me the whole way... so I get to the innersection again and have the green and the truck infront of me goes to the left and I see a mini van and a 4-door in the intersection waiting to make their turns and then I look to see if it is OK to make my right to go...

... so I quickly notice all the peeps at the gas station and the outdoor deli and then the auto body shop and oddly all the peeps all along the sidewalk... they were looking at the innersection... turns out that the two cars were't waiting... they just crashed... so I was in the middle of my turn and I see in eveyone still standing still... no one moved or yelled or anything... untill I see this one dude who super runs thru the whole innersection right towards the cars and it was still totally dead silence untill I hear this scream that I won't ever forget...

...it was the screaming of a baby from the minivan...

... and the mom in the front seat struggled to get out of the seatbelt... franticly turning around to the back seat at the same time... then everyone ran in... I watched the whole thing in my review mirror while driving away... horrible... so what do I do... I floor it and go look for the cop who can't be more than two blocks ahead of me... so now I am super speeding trying to find this cop who I have been eluding for the better part of an hour... uggh... is was only a few seconds but it felt like miles and miles and I did not pass a single car or anyone else walking on the sidewalk... really weird... I start to fumble around for my cell... uggh dammit... I still do not see the cop when suddenly I see a fire department station and I was like if I do not see this cop in 5 seconds I am turning around and dashing in there like a crazy person when all of a sudden I hear the loudening sirens and the brightening lights and the cop totally speeds by me...

... and I just drove on my way... feeling so sick to my stomach... and as I drove I could hear all the sirens of the First Responders go off and on and on... and my stomach turned and turned...

...uggh... when I got home I checked all the news reports on TV and the innernext and there was no mention of it... so I guess all were ok...

... I hope they were...

I talked to a bunch of people today and I've told no one what I have seen or heard.

In a word... safeandsound...

///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 4/12/2006

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4/10/2006

You See... You Were Born... Born... Born... Born To Be Alive...

Yep... sensational sunset at like 40 miles per hour... ah-gain...

... not too bad for not stopping to get out of my car for at least a nano second or not even attempting to slow down ... sooooo lazy...

And sadly this may be the end of the "Sunset Series' due to the fact that the situation that had me homeward bound right around sunset time will no longer exists after today... awww tear...

And even if knew that there was only a remote 1 in 7,584,312 chance that I might actually encounter an excellent wonderous disco elevator ... I would always always take that chance... no matter the odds or outcome... so now thanks to the musical genius of Patrick Hernandez... we can all now undulate and enjoi The Elusive Elevator Disco...

In a word...sosunsual...

///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 4/10/2006

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4/04/2006

Dani California...

These pics are so definitely not from The Golden State...

I took this one today because it is a pedestrian bridge going over train tracks with literally no place to goto on either side... I call it 'Unpurposed'...

This one is super gigantic... goes on for miles and miles and miles... I call it 'Him And Her'...

And then I saw this truck like 4 different times today so on the fifth time I snaped this...

... and so... I just watched Dani California, the new video premier from the Red Hot Chili Peppers... and I watched it while standing... cuz right from the start I thought it was lame ... but it turned out kinda actually good... it was like a history of music done pretty kewl like... and one part was really freaky knowing what tomorrow is... but I kinda liked it... I have to see it/listen to it again out in the open world... and this thing like just dropped and wikapedia is all over it!
Pretty interesting if any of it it really true...

...ahhhhh... looks like it is gonna be a good year for music... enjoi evelearnerz...enjoi...

In a word...arcadiastadia...

///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 4/04/2006

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4/02/2006

Sunset Touchdown...

Yeah so... I took this pic from out the passenger side window while driving like 45 miles per hour... and yes it is a school zone... I'm dangerous like that...

... two other pics were not as successful... which I also took at 45 miles an hour... the first one I call 'Water Tower Blur' and the second one I call 'Telephone Pole Interuptus'... enjoi...

... the next two I call 'Spring Awake' and 'Spring Asleep'... I had to use a flash on the latter cuz it wuz dark...

... and they are called...crocuses... I remember while growing up seeing them poping up through the vanishing snow or some bark chips where the water gutters from the roof would drain out on... and I knew that the warm weather was around the corner... but sometimes they would be the only flowers for weeks... and that wuz a lil' frustratin... and then sometimes... we would even still get snow... :-(

In a word... crocuspocus...

///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 4/02/2006

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