6/30/2004 Today's Funny License Plate... I totally saw this one on a soccer mom's SUV... IHVNOCLU ::Joke:: There was this guy who could not get a personalized license plate so he changed his name to HWR 368... And now some letters from the DMV office in the town of IMADATYA, OK! ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/30/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

6/29/2004 Bye Bye Real World::San Diego Meh... I thought the final episode was a little weak... I was sad to see them go... but they all seemed a little too quick to leave... ya know... I always say that the last episode should reveal something that went on all along but was never revealed till the end... and Jamie delivered... they said she talked in her sleep... I never knew... Who can forget when Cam and Robin jumped in the water to get out of working on the boat... and when Jamie first totally figured it out while in a restaurant! When Brad and Randy went as Mario Brothers for Halloween... 'Boat-phobia'... When Randy said anything in 'Drunkenese'... When they all went to Greece and Frankie packed extra drama... Cameron's fake I.D.... Run! Cam! Run!... When Frankie got the snake and then got the mouse for the snake to eat and then Robin kept the mouse as a pet... Jaques talking with his dad... When Brad got arested... When Robin got arested.. When Brad almost got arested... again... Good times... good times... I would not even say it was a guilty pleasure because I tell every one that I watch it... Oh well... now I will have to find something else to do with my time on Tuesday Nights.... This is the true story of seven strangers, picked to live in a house to find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting real. The Real World::San Diego... Bye Brad Bye Cam Bye Jacquese Bye Jamie Bye Randy Bye Robin Bye Newbie Charlie And Whateva Frankie!! P.S. No ending will be greater than when Puck called right towards the end of the final episode of Real World::San Fransisco.... //Flazback 10 years// Everyone else had left... The phone rings... Rachel picks it up ... There was silence... They was no music or anything... "Hello?...." And it was Puck who got kicked out a few episodes before... A collective gasp! Uggh 10+ years later...jinkies... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/29/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

6/28/2004 This Is For All The Lonely People... This is for all the lonely people Thinking that life has passed them by Don't give up until you drink from the silver cup And ride that highway in the sky This is for all the single people Thinking that love has left them dry Don't give up until you drink from the silver cup You never know until you try Well, I'm on my way Yes, I'm back to stay Well, I'm on my way back home (Hit it) This is for all the lonely people Thinking that life has passed them by Don't give up until you drink from the silver cup And never take you down or never give you up You never know until you try //Now Replace// people = peeps by = a doobie cup = keg sky = total awesome excellence dry = without a brew cozie way = binge boozin stay = boozin home = to the liqour store try = get hi up = a bad roofie Go Ponder.. ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/28/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

6/26/2004 Very SE7EN... So this man walks into a Wal-Mart... soaked in blood and... well... a man who walked into a Wal-Mart covered in blood and bought garbage bags Friday was charged with murder after authorities found a stabbed body in a trash bin....you can read the rest... //not for the queasy...only text... no images// The dead guy was only 18....they were friends too... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/26/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

6/25/2004 Twelve Is The New Eleven Ocean's Twelve I did not see the O'Eleven all the way thru... but... what I saw... I liked...... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/25/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

6/24/2004 Thank You Sam Adams I bought one share of Sam Adams stock for 11 bucks two and a half years ago and is now worth $20.85... Yeah Me! Too bad I was charged like a 30 dollar processing fee... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/24/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

6/23/2004 Solonga Lollapalooza... Ummm... it is cancelled... and this is not 1991... 1992... 1993... or 1994.... Uggh... Dude...why is there never a time machine when you need one!!! Solonga Lollapalooza... we knew you when... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/23/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

6/22/2004 It's Your Favorite Foreign Movie... Oh man... for the longest time I thought this song was called 'JET' and I searched hi and lo to find out who sings it... I Google-d nights and daze with no real real clues... I was like on this crazy crusade to find answers this tormentuous tune repeating over and over... Turns out... in a thousand guesses... two guesses would not even be close... It is called Peg by Steely Dan and total thanks Lady M for guiding me in the right direction...//i.e. telling me the exact song name and artist in like a nano-second while the last notes of my personal rendition still hung in the air...// ...and now I have it...and now we can all sing along... I've seen your picture Your name in lights above it This is your big debut It's like a dream come true And when you smile for the camera I know they're love it I got your pin shot I keep it with your letter Done up in blueprint blue It sure looks good on you So won't you smile for the camera I know I'll love you better Peg It will come back to you Peg It will come back to you Then the shutter falls You see it all in 3-D It's your favorite foreign movie It is such a great feelin' grovey tune... in a word toetappinlicious!!! Funny thing is when I thought it was called 'JET' it made total sense to me... now that I know the real title the song I have no idea what is going on... Is Peg the name of his wooden leg? ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/22/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

6/21/2004 Under New Management... So there is this bar that I drive past at least once a week and it changes owners like every 8 months... And where it should say... 'Ladies Night'... 'Monday Nite Football'... '$2 Buds'... 'Free Wings Til' Midnite'... It always says 'Under New Management'... So I am willing to suggest that the name of the bar be called... ...wait for it... ...wait for it... ...the name of the bar should be called 'Under New Management' U.N.M. Patron asks anyone "Who runs this... is it... you and them?" //You And Them = UNM// You say 'That's right..." Real Smooth;-) ... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/21/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

6/20/2004 Smokey Mc Pot Moves On Up.... Smokey Mc And Lady M movin' on up.. Super congrats... Fish don't fry in the kitchen; Beans don't burn on the grill. Took a whole lotta tryin', Just to get up that hill. Now we're up in the big leagues, Gettin' our turn at bat. As long as we live, it's you and me baby, There ain't nothin wrong with that. ...We finally got a piece of the pie... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/20/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

6/18/2004 Ummm.... Burrrrr.....Don't Hate Me... Well... it has been so friggin' humid and hot and hazy lately... and The Zlords control the central air conditioning... and it is not my fault... well... this is not easy to say... but when it was in the mid ninties and when it was so friggin' humid and hot and hazy... I had to put on one of those long sleeve chamois from L.L. Bean to blog the other day to keep warm... I was friggin shiverin... There was condensation on the windows... Steam was rising from my hot java... It was so cold... That 'lil CAC unit is goin' 24/7 let me tell ya! I had no choice... //hears expletives being uttered 'round the innernet// Well...I guess I deserve that... It was the other day...I waited to tell you....and it was only for a short while...it meant nothing...honestly... But...ummm...we'll there is one more thing I forgot to mention...at night...in bed...well...ummm....I had to get out my winter blankies and sleep in my long sleeve chamois from L.L. Bean... //hears expletives being uttered 'round the innernet// Stick my what?! Where?!? We'll now you are just being rude! I am so sorry... it will never happen again... //distraction...quick!!// ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/18/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

6/17/2004 Yippie! Three Month Versary!!!! Who knew it would last this long... The last thing I was this committed to was that last time when I was committed... The past and the present and the future. Faith and Hope and Charity, The heart and the brain and the body Give you three... as a magic number. Happy Three Month Versary :-) ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/17/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

6/16/2004 The Return of Aeon Flux... If you have no idea what the above means no need to read further... But if you do recoginize it...(pause for effect)...how psyched are you! I KNOW! And they are making it into a live action movie I can wait,.. In a word aroused! Ugh.. now I miss Liquid Televison.... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/16/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

6/15/2004 Xanadu......Xanadu ?!? After a long trip back home from freeway to ferry through farm roads and fog.... filling the final moments of my journey home I hear the whole song of Xanadu by the one and only Olivia Newton John with Electric Light Orchestra...right from the beginning...I totally forgot that that song even still existed...... A million lights are dancing And there you are A shooting star An everlasting world And you're here with me Eternally Xanadu, Xanadu.... Man...why isn't this played at weddings more! Or at the very least uttered in Sandler movie!! In a word... Flashbackizzel!! Ugh.... did i really just download it from iTunes... You betcha!! :-) Hint:: Replace any word that begins with an 'X' with your significants name and it will be all righteous!! ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/15/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

6/08/2004 And Today Is My Birthday... And all the things I swore that I would do twelve months ago I have not even come close... So either I am really good at it... or really bad at it... These tweleve months... they have seemed like seventeen... This year's 'Final Spirograph Masterpiece' had too many pens going all at once.... Mostly fat markers... With a shakey hand... And a little extra funk woven into it.... A bleary mess... Totally not fridge worthy... Uggh... Today is really weird... mostly because I kinda forgot about it.... Weird... ....like little tiny tornado pets whirling around my ankles reminding me of all the things I still need to do... ...Sadly... To walk around... I have to kick them... To nap... I pull my covers up to my chin... To drown out their deafening whirling wispers... I put on my pod... Oddly... I play the softest and saddest music that I have... I feel bad for them... They are only doing what I 'thoughted' them to do... To remind me to get this show on the road... To remind me what I should do... To remind me what I can do... See?!? Weird... Like really weird... More weird than most other b-dayz... So I would like to express this moment in an unsilent musisical montage... Like to hear it ... here it goes.... Come here, oh my star is fading And I swerve out of control And I swear I waited and waited, I've got to get out of this hole But time is on your side It's on your side now Not pushing you down and all around It's no cause for concern or I am the son and the heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar I am the son and heir of nothing in particular You shut your mouth how can you say I go about things the wrong way I am human and I need to be loved just like everybody else does or I'm out here on a limb for you again Around and around we go Getting nowhere Why can't I explain the way I feel again Why can't I just stand Instead I crawl again Why does it always feel like Sunday Like Sunday or What has happened to it all? Crazy, some are saying Where is the life that I recognize? Gone away And I don't cry for yesterday There's an ordinary world Somehow I have to find And as I try to make my way To the ordinary world I will learn to survive... I just want to thank Coldplay, Lo Pro, Duran Duran and The Smiths for coming to my B-blog...You Uber Effin Super Rock ;-) And Good Night!!! //sigh// ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/08/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

6/07/2004 Patron Saint of the Invincible... Patron Saint of the Invincible... ...DRAUSINUS... ...and my new best friend... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/07/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

6/01/2004 Loss... I just found out... today... Hope is the thing with feathers that perches in the soul -- and sings the tunes without the words -- and never stops at all. Emily Dickinson ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/01/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...