8/31/2004 They Really Want You...They Really Do... I am... ...Doll Parts.... Uggh...I really hate being not outside....because I am... a. lazy b. hungover c. doll parts d. all of the above Sadly...d. is the correct answer... ...uggh ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 8/31/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

8/26/2004 And This Is How Life Is... And this is how life is... And if this is familiar... to you... then you know what it means... And now you know.... You now know... that you are not the only one... ...Hi... ...It is nice to meet you... ...and I am... ...totally right with you... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 8/26/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

8/25/2004 Effin' Friggin Freaky...... Today... I totally saw this thing on a moto-cycle wearing something that looked like this on his face... //flazback// We were at a red light... It was on the other side... a few cars away... facing me... But I could not clearly make out what it was... Until then... when... The light turned green... And everything began to move... In slo-motion... And as it became clearer.... as I could make it out ...as I drove past it... It looked right at me and in the back of my head I heard a SCREAM*!!! //end flazback// //stilly feel chilly// Friggin freaky.... P.S. SCREAM* is actually the Wilhelm Scream and is in just about every major movie made in the past 50 years... From Wikipedia , the free encyclopedia. The Wilhelm scream is a stock sound effect first recorded in 1951 for the movie Distant Drums. It has been featured in dozens of movies since. Alongside a certain recording of the cry of the red-tailed hawk, it is probably the most well-known cinematic sound cliché. The Wilhelm's revival came from Star Wars-series Sound Designer Ben Burtt, who tracked down the original recording (which he found as a studio reel labeled "Man being eaten by alligator"). He named it after Wilhelm, a minor character who emitted the scream in the 1953 movie The Charge at Feather River. Its use in Star Wars was the beginning of something of an in-joke amongst some sound designers of the film industry, (especially at Skywalker Sound). They continue to try to incorporate it into movies wherever feasible; action movies are naturals, but film sound cognoscenti are particularly impressed when it is used naturally in films such as A Star Is Born (with Judy Garland) and A Goofy Movie. ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 8/25/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

8/20/2004 Time Has Come...Today... I totally friggin' endz' beginin' start 2 finish heart this song.... Time has come today Young hearts can go their way Can't put it off another day I don't care what others say They say we don't listen anyway Time has come today (Hey) Oh The rules have changed today (Hey) I have no place to stay (Hey) I'm thinking about the subway (Hey) My love has flown away (Hey) My tears have come and gone (Hey) Oh my Lord, I have to roam (Hey) I have no home (Hey) I have no home (Hey) Now the time has come (Time) There's no place to run (Time) I might get burned up by the sun (Time) But I had my fun (Time) I've been loved and put aside (Time) I've been crushed by the tumbling tide (Time) And my soul has been psychedelicized (Time) (Time) Now the time has come (Time) There are things to realize (Time) Time has come today (Time) Time has come today (Time) Time [x11] Oh Now the time has come (Time) There's no place to run (Time) I might get burned up by the sun (Time) But I had my fun (Time) I've been loved and put aside (Time) I've been crushed by tumbling tide (Time) And my soul has been psychedelicized (Time) (Time) Now the time has come (Time) There are things to realize (Time) Time has come today (Time) Time has come today (Time) Time [x4] Yeah Oh Yeah...So Very Totally!!! And yes I realize it was originated by The Chambers Brothers .... and redun by Sheryl Crow and Steve Earle on Letterman for the movie 'Steal This Movie'... But I just found this one by Joan Jett...super effin uber roxs... In a word ...'peppermint-set-on-fire' ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 8/20/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

8/19/2004 Hey Hey Hey...It's Fat Darrel...And I'm Gonna Sing A Song For You... Evidently there is this kick arse samich that actually helped someone expand/open a restaurant... It is called... //chanelling Dr. Evil... raise pinky to corner of lip... // ...A Fat Darrel.... It consists of mozzarella sticks, french fries, chicken fingers, etc.... Back in the day for me it was 'the super bubba' 1 large poppy seed roll 1 or 2 chicken cutlet - it depens if it was the chick or the dude Bacon Barbacue sauce A slice of red union Mozzarella or swiss cheese- can't 'member I will rmember fondly it was my fiirst apartment and the deli was not too far...yadda yadda yadda...good times...good times... Na, na, na Gonna have a good time Hey, hey, hey! Na, na, na Gonna have a good time Hey, hey, hey! ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 8/19/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

8/18/2004 Sounds Like Someone I Went To College With... Man...I love news... check it... SEATTLE, Washington -- A black bear was found passed out at a campground in Washington state recently after guzzling down three dozen cans of a local beer, a campground worker said on Wednesday. Click here to find out all the grizzly-buzzly-soon-to-be-new-reality-series-details! Nature Totally Rules! ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 8/18/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

8/17/2004 Horaah! Five Month-Versary Horaah! Five Month-Versary With my feet on the trap... and my head on the noose... got five more minutes to go... Yikes and bikes.... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 8/17/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

8/16/2004 .:Spam Classic:. Discocache... Ever wonder how/why spam sometimes sounds so familiar/reconizeable like the words spoken/heard so late on friday nights...unrecognizable in print but totally made total sense when/then... Wellanyway....I totally got this spam... in the mail of E... Hi I will not be in for work tomorrow as I feel very sick. sorry for the trouble. Roni petty workmanlikebark shall suggestibleuproarious coefficient facialcoop concretion galleryhenley dairyman chagrinelectrify faustian storytellerschlitz fourth abedculbertson strongroom discocache assort factualanalyses columbine boswellferruginous amphetamine glintarmchair bawd junctorsweet their contraptionwilhelmina selector conantturing staunton connivedionysus ass counselorhelmholtz history abstentionlavatory mcintyre eigenvalueantebellum custody radiogramacm allotting bewailgroton sweeney censusfelt canto calibrategoldman bishopric cornmealcyprus eaten sethuruguay dichotomous amoscharge bangkok jobnovo castillo fragmentredhead slavonic quincetoxin formant hearsayprescribe hepburn ssesutherland tapir altimeterdrugstore influence fogperennial converse papalabaster flue facultativebrazilian address retardationmeager hubbard gymnasiumpickoff notify barbarismkeelson trustful confutecountryman The sad part is.... some of those words sound effin' kewl... I pondered... and am actually totally pondering making up a spamictionary...at least it will be fun to try and find/search certain words when ya get crap like this... It... it will be like a 'Where's Spamo?'... but for the innernet... and without all the stripes... Hurrah! or I will just call it 'New Names For Dinosaurs'... (connivedionysus- leafeater) cornmealcyprus- dinner planner ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 8/16/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

8/15/2004 Good Old Vitamin R... These dudes uber rule.... Good Old Vitamin R... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 8/15/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

8/13/2004 Table For One And A Broken Heart To Go... The most amazin' thing is that iTunes has every Bryan Adams cd/download/album except this one which I think is his best... in my hub-bubble opinion... Into The Fire... Livin' on your own can be a lonely game A face in the crowd, no one knows your name It's a table for one and a broken heart to go Ain't nothin' you can't rise above Call it what you want but you're a victim of love... There is no greater album/cd to heartache over than this one... ...or so I overheard... ...and by overheard I mean the voices in my head.... Uggh... Uggh... what is that crap about the one thing you can't have is the one thing you really need... or is it really want... or is it really can't have... and by heartache I mean... I wonder.... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 8/13/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

8/12/2004 And All The Great Very Many Things... And all the great very many things we that we so totally take for granted... We take for granted.... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 8/12/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

8/11/2004 An Answered Prayer... . No phrase ever expressed... In a note, in person or on the phone... No words ever equalled an answered prayer... Like the words 'Welcome Home' thanks... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 8/11/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

8/07/2004 Expanding Your Vocab Or Verse Visor Here is a highlighted list of nue wordz introduced into the dictionary... astrobiology n. the branch of biology concerned with the discovery or study of life on other planets or in space. — derivatives astrobiological adj. astrobiologist n. bioindicator n. an organism used as an indicator of the quality of an ecosystem, especially with respect to pollution. blogosphere n. (the blogosphere) informal personal websites and weblogs collectively. bookcrossing n. the practice of leaving a book in a public place to be picked up and read by others, who then do likewise. bridge-and-tunnel adj. US informal (of a person) living in the suburbs and perceived as unsophisticated. — origin with ref. to the means used to commute into New York. bumsters pl. n. trousers that are cut very low on the hips. cybercrime n. criminal activities carried out by means of computers or the Internet. — derivatives cybercriminal n. cyberwar n. the use of computers to disrupt the activities of an enemy country, especially the deliberate attacking of communication systems. designer baby n. a baby whose genetic make-up has been selected in order to eradicate a particular defect, or to ensure that a particular gene is present. ecological footprint n. the amount of land required to sustain a particular person or society. elimination diet n. a procedure used to identify foods which a person is intolerant of, in which all suspected foods are excluded from the diet and then reintroduced one at a time. fan fiction (also informal fanfic) n. fiction written by a fan of, and featuring characters from, a particular TV series, film, etc. flash mob n. a public gathering of complete strangers, organized via the Internet or mobile phone, who perform a pointless act and then disperse again. — derivatives flash mobber n. flash mobbing n. flip chip n. Computing a chip on one side of which all the connections are in the form of contacts which can be made simultaneously by pressing the chip against the matching substrate and applying heat or pressure. gangmaster n. Brit. a person who organizes and oversees the work of casual manual labourers. glatt (also glatt kosher) adj. Judaism (of food) completely kosher; prepared according to a strict interpretation of Jewish dietary law. — origin Yiddish, from Ger. glatt 'smooth' + Heb. kaser 'proper'. guestbook n. Computing a facility on a website on which visitors to the site may record their comments. gulet n. a traditional Turkish wooden sailing boat, now often used for holiday cruises. — origin Turk., via Ital. goletta from Fr. goélette. handbag Brit. n. 2. (handbags) humorous a confrontation that does not lead to serious fighting, especially among soccer players. [from the idea of women fighting with their handbags.] hazmat (also hazmats) n. [often as modifier] dangerous substances; hazardous material: hazmat shipments. hoser n. N. Amer. informal 1. a foolish person. 2. an uncultivated or unintelligent person. ident n. a short sequence shown on television between programmes to identify the channel. iechyd da exclam. Welsh used to express good wishes before drinking. — origin Welsh, lit. 'good health'. junk DNA n. Genetics DNA that does not code for a protein, usually occurs in repetitive sequences of nucleotides, and does not seem to serve any useful purpose. low-hanging fruit n. (pl. same) informal something easily achieved or overcome. mini-me n. informal a person closely resembling a smaller or younger version of another. — origin the name of a cloned character in the film Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999). nimrod n. 2. N. Amer. informal an inept person. — origin C16: from Heb. Nimrod, the great-grandson of Noah, known for his hunting skill (see Gen. 10:8-9). noogie n. N. Amer. informal an instance of rubbing a person's head with one's knuckles, as a prank or to express affection. — origin 1970s: perh. a dimin. of knuckle . plasma screen n. a flat display screen which uses an array of cells containing an inert gas which emits ultraviolet radiation when ionized to form a plasma, causing visible light of an appropriate colour to be emitted separately for each cell of the screen. pole dancing n. erotic dancing which involves swinging around a fixed pole. — derivatives pole dancer n. pop-up n. 1. an unrequested browser window, especially one generated for the purpose of advertising. va-va-voom informal n. the quality of being exciting, vigorous, or sexually attractive. adj. sexually attractive: her va-va-voom figure. — origin 1950s (orig. US): representing the sound of a car engine being revved. For a full list klick here... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 8/07/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

8/06/2004 I Smell Red... There is this fascinating study where in some people smell colors and see sounds... it is a condition called Synaesthesia... Fascinating! One guy broke up with his girlfriend because everytime he heard her name he tasted broccoli... Totally true... I thought everyone did this... ...huh... ...hmmm... For me... Monday is dark blue and crisp Tuesday is tan Wednesday is green and rainy Thursday and a warm redwood brown and dry Friday is red and windy Saturday is orangy yellow Sunday is a light blue... almost transparent Always.. for as long as I can remember... And don't get me started on the calender... when I think of the calendar I see this suspended in dark but cascading fog... And when I smell food I hear music...primarily instruments ... like with my family and friends it is mostly warm violins and cellos...if it is a holiday or birthday sometimes additional truphets and a few harps and when I am by myself eating it always is acoustic guitar...with an imaginary glow of a flittering fireplace... //put on your seat belts/// And when I hear music I see images and as the song progresses i eliminate the images till i get the few images that i think the song is mostly aboutor represents and then everytime I hear that some those final images appears and it bring me..I guess comfort or familairity...or something... And don't get me started on coffee...it is like an invisible armourd blanket...of course with its on soundtrack..for me..drinking my first cup of coffee is like pressing play on the soundtrack of my day...and untill that happens nothing really begins for me... //whoa...talk about a breakthru in group...// Really...no one else...hmmm... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 8/06/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

8/05/2004 Sam Adams...You Friggin' Rule... I bought one share of Sam Adams stock for 11 bucks two and a half years ago and is now worth $23.36... and just a little while ago it was up $22.34... Yeah... Go Me! Go on with my bad self! (Hic! Brup!) It was really too bad I was charged like... ahh... I really don't care... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 8/05/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

8/03/2004 Pictures Of You... ::WORKSHOP:: No.1:: Find a kewl window... in your pad/studio/flat/whateva... and put your hands up... as high as they can reach... into the corners of the frame... and if it is rainy...that would be a total plus,,, No.2:: Press play... No.3:: And pine away for the one that got away... and/or... get ready and be ready for the one you are ready to get... No.4:: Repeat when necessary... you'll know when... I've been looking so long at these pictures of you That I almost believe that they're real I've been living so long with my pictures of you That I almost believe that the pictures are All I can feel Remembering You standing quiet in the rain As I ran to your heart to be near And we kissed as the sky fell in Holding you close How I always held close in your fear Remembering You running soft through the night You were bigger and brighter and wider than snow And screamed at the make-believe Screamed at the sky And you finally found all your courage To let it all go Remembering You fallen into my arms Crying for the death of your heart You were stone white So delicate Lost in the cold You were always so lost in the dark Remembering You how you used to be Slow drowned You were angels So much more than everything Hold for the last time then slip away quietly Open my eyes But I never see anything If only I'd thought of the right words I could have held on to your heart If only I'd thought of the right words I wouldn't be breaking apart All my pictures of you Looking so long at these pictures of you But I never hold on to your heart Looking so long for the words to be true But always just breaking apart My pictures of you There was nothing in the world That I ever wanted more Than to feel you deep in my heart There was nothing in the world That I ever wanted more Than to never feel the breaking apart All my pictures of you... ::END WORKSHOP:) ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 8/03/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

8/01/2004 Countdown To Ignition... Thirty days til' Buning Man... I have seen some of the kewlest pics and images and structures that were really awesome... I have never gone but... I would have liked to but... well... once something becomes popular it becomes un-kewl... it is just like once it got on the news and stuff it was lame... So I will wait the requiset 1,460 days to go again... ...when it is kewl again... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 8/01/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...