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10/16/2004

Ms. Molly Funk...

I totally got this excellent spam today...

Hello,

We sent you an email a while ago, because you now qualify for a new mortgage.
You could get $300,000 for as little as $700 a month!
Bad credit is no problem, you can pull cash out or refinance.

Please click on this link for free consultation by a mortgage broker:
Start Saving Here

Best Regards,
Molly Funk

That is the greatest Best Regards, I totally eva got... //sigh// Molly Funk...I secretly wish that I work at the same mortgage company as Molly Funk and everytime I say 'Ms. Funk, you need to sign these documents' that suddenly, but not surprisingly, a disco ball would drop, the techno would crank up and all the pens would become glow sticks...

//sigh//

I picture her as a combination 'Claire'(thebreakfastclub) and 'Janet'(superbowl)....

Oh... by the way... her e-mail address is 'Molly Funk' Patsy.Tanner@yapost.com

//Handz in da air//

Sup Patsy!!!

//Puts handz down//

///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 10/16/2004

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