11/17/2004 Horaah! Eighth Month-Versary Horaah! Eight Wonders the World... Why are they called apartments when thay are all so close together? Why do your feet smell and your nose runs? Why is a boxing ring square? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Where does the white go when the snow melts? Why aren't there ever any guilty bystanders? What was the best thing before sliced bread? What happened to the first 6 UP's? Eight Arms to Hold You... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 11/17/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

11/14/2004 Uggh...I Totally Hate Not Doing Anything.... Dammit!... (Takes Breath) I had all day to do something.... anything... I did alot of little things but nothing worth commiting to... Uggh... The longest commitment would have been brushing my teeth... and I did not even do that... I KNOW !!! I did not even go outside... and it looked beautiful... ('lil secret)...I am still wearing the same clothes I slept in... which no surprise... they are the same clothes that I wore all day yesterday... DAMMIT!.. Well... did I do anything yesterday either?!?... Well did I?!... DAMMIT!.. I am doll parts...AGAIN!!! ...dammit... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 11/14/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

11/13/2004 War Is Coming... If ya just bought a new DVD Player.... it is about to be obsolete in about 14 months... And this is why... Red Vs Blue ...Why is that so familiar....? ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 11/13/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

11/05/2004 The Water Bottle and Satan's Calling Card... //Earlier today// Uggh... Yeah... so... while driving today on The Everturning Highway... ya know... your eyes/thoughts start to wonder... so I just notice that this dude in the car front of me started to drink from a large bottle of water... and was drinking and drinking and drinking... so I was bored... so I watch this and after a while I started count from 1 to 15...... He is still drinking... So now I count from 16 to 30....(and ya know the bottle at this point is blocking one if not both his eyes...) //Enter Headspace// I am totally gonna see what this person really looks like because I will be the first person on the scene... //Exits Headspace// He is still drinking... So now I count from 31 to 38.... (and ya know that at this point his head is totally tilted back... trying to get the last few drops)... and I slowly... cautiously...searchingly... uggh... for my cell phone... This whole time I am thinkin'... 'I am gonna be on the news saying 'I saw the whole thing' ... And then the reporter will say 'Didn't ya dooooo anything?!?'... And then I would get the deer eyes... So I was like... //Glint of Hope in Eye// I gotta do something... //End Glint of Hope in Eye// THEN SUDDENLY!!! ...He finally finished his water.... .......and this whole time... he never swerved out of his lane.... never lost control... or anything... When I calmed mydamnselfdown from non-reason panic... I began to focus again... and I saw... I saw his liscence plate..... And I read it... I remember.... I remember ... I remember it was.... 666... somethingsomethingsomethingsomething... True Blue Baby!!! In a word...Acid-reflux... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 11/05/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

11/04/2004 Anakin's Yellow Eyes... Anakin's yellow eyes... If you know what that means then that means that you have seen it too... I KNOW!!! And may the force be with you... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 11/04/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

11/03/2004 What Is Hip?!? //Re-Discoverey// Oh man!!! ...I cannot believe I totally forgot about this song.... Totally Toe Tapping and Groove Gyrating... So ya wanna dump out yo' trick bag. Ease on in a hip thang, But you ain't exactly sure what is hip. So you started to let your hair grow. Spent big bucks on your wardrobe. Somehow, ya know there's much more to the trip. What is hip? Tell me, tell me, if you think you know. What is hip? If you're really hip, the question, "Will it show?" You're into a hip trip. Maybe hipper than hip. What is hip?... Sometimes hipness is, what it ain't. //End Re-Discovery// Oh Yeah.... Goggle-arama to find the tune.. best bet is iTunes I totally dig this song... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 11/03/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

11/02/2004 SAW 2... Like... Hello!... That coming attraction for the movie SAW scares the be-jeebbies out of me.... I do not think I could go and see that movie... What..? What! SAW 2... Like... Hello!... Didn't this movie come out like 5 minutes ago... well... didn't it!?!?! Now a sequel is planned for Halloween 2005... //Dis-lame-r// umm.. I am not sure if I just ruin the end of the movie for ya... if I did... my bad... I have not even seen it... I only report the newz... //End-dis-lame-r// ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 11/02/2004 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...