11/05/2004
The Water Bottle and Satan's Calling Card... |
//Earlier today//
Uggh...
Yeah... so... while driving today on The Everturning Highway... ya know... your eyes/thoughts start to wonder... so I just notice that this dude in the car front of me started to drink from a large bottle of water... and was drinking and drinking and drinking... so I was bored... so I watch this and after a while I started count from 1 to 15......
He is still drinking...
So now I count from 16 to 30....(and ya know the bottle at this point is blocking one if not both his eyes...) //Enter Headspace// I am totally gonna see what this person really looks like because I will be the first person on the scene... //Exits Headspace//
He is still drinking...
So now I count from 31 to 38.... (and ya know that at this point his head is totally tilted back... trying to get the last few drops)... and I slowly... cautiously...searchingly... uggh... for my cell phone...
This whole time I am thinkin'... 'I am gonna be on the news saying 'I saw the whole thing' ... And then the reporter will say 'Didn't ya dooooo anything?!?'... And then I would get the deer eyes...
So I was like... //Glint of Hope in Eye// I gotta do something... //End Glint of Hope in Eye//
THEN SUDDENLY!!!
...He finally finished his water....
.......and this whole time... he never swerved out of his lane.... never lost control... or anything...
When I calmed mydamnselfdown from non-reason panic... I began to focus again... and I saw...
I saw his liscence plate.....
And I read it...
I remember.... I remember ... I remember it was....
666... somethingsomethingsomethingsomething...
True Blue Baby!!!
In a word...Acid-reflux... |
///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 11/05/2004
0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...
|
|
The
Ark
March 2004
April 2004
May 2004
June 2004
July 2004
August 2004
September 2004
October 2004
November 2004
December 2004
January 2005
February 2005
March 2005
April 2005
May 2005
June 2005
July 2005
August 2005
September 2005
October 2005
November 2005
December 2005
January 2006
February 2006
March 2006
April 2006
May 2006
June 2006
July 2006
August 2006
September 2006
January 2007
July 2007
September 2008
The
Wicked
Learn
Me
The
Riptide
Vodka4Breakfast
Madpony
Katie'n'Matt
GoFish
The
Sin
Sorry
The
Faithful
PeepsWhoLink2Me
|