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11/05/2004

The Water Bottle and Satan's Calling Card...

//Earlier today//

Uggh...

Yeah... so... while driving today on The Everturning Highway... ya know... your eyes/thoughts start to wonder... so I just notice that this dude in the car front of me started to drink from a large bottle of water... and was drinking and drinking and drinking... so I was bored... so I watch this and after a while I started count from 1 to 15......

He is still drinking...

So now I count from 16 to 30....(and ya know the bottle at this point is blocking one if not both his eyes...)
//Enter Headspace//
I am totally gonna see what this person really looks like because I will be the first person on the scene...
//Exits Headspace//

He is still drinking...

So now I count from 31 to 38.... (and ya know that at this point his head is totally tilted back... trying to get the last few drops)... and I slowly... cautiously...searchingly... uggh... for my cell phone...

This whole time I am thinkin'... 'I am gonna be on the news saying 'I saw the whole thing' ...
And then the reporter will say 'Didn't ya dooooo anything?!?'...
And then I would get the deer eyes...

So I was like... //Glint of Hope in Eye// I gotta do something... //End Glint of Hope in Eye//

THEN SUDDENLY!!!

...He finally finished his water....

.......and this whole time... he never swerved out of his lane.... never lost control... or anything...

When I calmed mydamnselfdown from non-reason panic... I began to focus again... and I saw...

I saw his liscence plate.....

And I read it...

I remember.... I remember ... I remember it was....

666... somethingsomethingsomethingsomething...

True Blue Baby!!!

In a word...Acid-reflux...

///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 11/05/2004

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