2/28/2005 Sing Me Something Soft...Sad And Delicate...Loud And Out Of Key... Ohhh man.. //Heart sinks// The groovies from Straylight Run had me at...loud and out of key... and if ya know the song 'existentialism on prom night' then you know the undescribable word that would go HERE ... I totally dig 'em... you may not know the song but ya know the video... it's that video where ya see everyone on the train/subway is singing the song... but it appears that they are singing to themselves... then there are ads on the train/subway walls... a deaf couple signing... very funky.. very I do this everyday... it five ways to sunday rules... check them out... I even /insert verb/ some tunes the bad way... //Meanwhile...// Snow what!? Snow when!?! Snow way... ahhhh-gain???!! Uggh... because this weather is worse than rain... at least when it stops raining you can go outside like right-a-way... this white stuff is driving me ah cah-razeee... it is like this cold gigantic straight jacket around your life and you can move a little (to clean off ya car) ... but to do anything else is totally difficult or darn near impossible (like getting boozizzle or chipizzlez).... uggh... And yes I realize that it is pretty and white and everything nice... But it is also treacherous and dangerous with invisible slippery ice... Thank goodness my only day of work this week was today... And not by chance and not by choice... and that is all I will say... But I guess it is just like the electric word life... It means forever and that's a mighty long time, But I'm here to tell you... there's something else... The Afterworld... A world of never ending happiness, You can always see the sun, day or night. So when you call up that shrink in Beverly Hills, You know the one... Dr. Everything'llbealright... Instead of asking him how much of your time is left... Ask him how much of your mind... baby ... 'Cuz in this life... things are much harder than in The Afterworld... In this life ...you're on your own...and if de-elevator tries 2 bring u down... //SCREAMS LIKE KERMIT// ...GO CRAZY ... //END SCREAMS// //Goes Crazy// //wishes// ... take me away ... //ends wish// I would like to thank The Purple One for stopping by with the all ever increasing dangerous driving conditions... U rule start 2 finish...uggh... I totally forgot to ask him how come we have purple rain and not purple snow? In a word... myfreedomismyprison. ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 2/28/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

2/27/2005 Opps!...I Did It Again... Man... I woke up a little after 3 P.M. today... only because my cell was ringing... Strange... whenever I make my bed the right way... instead of crawling in and grabin' whatever random blanket is closest... I can always sleep late... can't figure it out... This is a dangerous sleep pattern let me tell ya...and the work week is right around the corner...wish me luck!!! And I am still tired... Explanation for the above... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 2/27/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

2/26/2005 Uggh... I Slept Really Late Today... Yeah... so I woke up at like 2:45..P.M.!!!! I totally hate when I do that ...ya get all that sleep and when ya wake up... ya still tired.... Well... there is always tomorrow.... In the meantime... yeah... I do... all the time... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 2/26/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

2/25/2005 And It Is Called... Podcasting... I never heard about this phenomenon until today when I first saw it mentioned on the innernext on a bloggers site NarcandDark //from Romania// who I have no idea who he/they are so proceed with due caution... and then just 2 seconds later spotted on the March cover of WIRED magazine... so upon futher/little investigation I decided it was WEIRD enough to mention... trying to educate as many as I can... I know... //sighs// I'm a giver... The following is taken tight and right from the March Issue of the magazine...page 113... HOW IT WORKS 1. The podcaster records a show as an audio file. 2. Then, he adds a hyperlink for the show to an RSS feed on a Web server. 3. The listener's podcast software checks RSS feeds at set intervals, downloading and adding new shows to a playlist. 4. When the listener docks his portable player, it updates with the latest shows. HOW TO GET IT To download podcasts to any portable (not just the iPod), start with the right software. Wired's pick: iPodder: This free PC/Mac/Linux program lets you subscribe to podcasts from its directory listing or add your own. It periodically checks for and downloads new podcasts. If you use iTunes, you'll find the latest shows waiting whenever you dock your iPod. Free download,ipodder.org HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN PODCAST 1. Plug a USB headset with earphone and microphone into your computer. 2. Install the free Audacity MP3 recorder for Windows, Mac, or Linux. Make a recording, then save it as an MP3 file. 3. Upload the MP3 file to your Web site or blog. Follow the instructions at ipodder.org to create an RSS feed on your site. WHAT'S NEXT Ourmedia (ourmedia.org), a grassroots media project backed by the Internet Archive, will provide free podcasting tools and permanent hosting for podcasts beginning in mid-2005. Also, broadcasters such as the Canadian Broadcasting Company, BBC, and NPR are currently experimenting with podcasting. You can read the whole article online here including an interview with former MTV D.J. Adam Curry!?! Adam Curry is to Podcasting what Ed Begly Jr. is to The Electric Car... The funny thing is that this magazine was totally going out of business a few years ago from what I remember after the whole dotbomb thing happend but strangely it is still around... good for them!!! ::Note:: ourmedia.org requires a login and password with no way to create one... so some homework for the hackers... Man... this one has more links than a hot dog factory... And a moment of silence... for the death of radio.... In a word ... radioyousuckedanyway... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 2/25/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

2/24/2005 Abandoned Plowed Police Parking Lot What kinda world do we live in where an abandoned police station's parking lot gets it's parking lot plowed and where driving the surrounding streets feels like the bobsled run at the 1980 Winter Olympics, Lake Placid!!! That station has been abandoned for months so they didn't just leave a few days ago... At least the crack house across the street is still there... I guess the more things change the more they stay the same... //sigh// Long Story Short... I jumped off of something that was kinda high up...one foot landed in the mud and the other foot landed on the pizza box.. which was covering up a hole... It's not funny.... I could have really hurt myself... ;-P And is anyone really asking for Basic Instinct 2... hello like 13 years later... It should be called Geriatric Istink! ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 2/24/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

2/23/2005 Migration... ::ME:: I know why you're here... I know what you've been doing... Why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer... You're looking for that ad from the television... I know because I was once looking for the same thing... And when I found it... I wasn't really looking for it... I was looking for an answer.... It's the question... it's the question that drives us.... It's the question that brought you here... You know the question... just as I did.... ::YOU:: What is that song? ::ME:: The answer is out there... ...and it's looking for you... ...and it will find you... ...if you want it to. ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 2/23/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

2/22/2005 Paris Made Me Change My Number... Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. And apparently no one moves faster than these guys... Rumour around the watercooler is that she gave out her password... Now that's hot!!! ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 2/22/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

2/21/2005 Snow... Snow... Ummm... When Ya Gonna Go... So Yeah... I spent my whole day off shoveling... Well... I actually slept thru the first half... But... I did start shoveling //woke up// like around 1 P.M.ish ... And let me tell ya... that stuff was cold and wet and heavy... and not in the good way... Thank goodness for my iPod... iGuess that... iHeart... //pause for effect//... iHeart my iPod... Tried and true... It really does make everything alright... Thank You iPod (1st Generation ;-) uRule!!! ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 2/21/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

2/20/2005 Extra! Extra! Get Ya Poo Paper...Krap Is King Oh Man... //Get's The Giggles// There is this company in Austraila that makes... ...wait for it... ...wait for it... ...paper... out of Kangaroo Poo! And I know what you are thinking... alot of people would not feel comfortable to write on crapy corespondence paper... or print pictures on pharty photo paper.. or have new business cards made... I don't care how far down in the bowels of the company you are... This new interesting idea is a total exit! //Enters positivity... in a high squeeky voice// Butt... oh it is good for the environment... it is eco friendly... materials are abundent... //Exits positivity// //Enters Archie Bunker// I don't care even if every corn kernel dotted every single gursh durn i... //Exits Archie Bunker// Butt hold on.... I say... //pause for effect//... make checks or money orders out of 'The Poo Paper' ... for when it comes time... //Enters Jeff Goldblum//... to pay... ummm.. your... ummm... TAXES... //Bye Jeff// Right?!?... Or 'I know you are cheating on me!' letter... or when ya quit the job after winning the lottery because 'it all has to be in writing'... ya get da jist... //Blows cigar smoke into air// Bah-zillion Dollah Idea!!! Cough! Cough! //Puts out cigar// Uggh... whats' next Elk Poo Envelopes ... In a word...poohlikeshoney ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 2/20/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

2/18/2005 Gizooggle It!?! Foshizzel!!! Ha Ha !!! There is this site called Gizoogle and it translates all the results .... ready... into Englishizzel ... Hilarious!!! I searched for Martha Stewart(I misspelled Martha), Ex-President Clinton and Howdy Doody ... I am not really entirely sure how they did it ...but still endlessly entertaining...enjoizzel! In a word funny! ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 2/18/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

2/17/2005 Wow! Eleventh Month 'Versary!!! And thank you Number Eleven Thank you for... 7 Eleven Ocean's 11 Finger Eleven 311 Apollo 11 Elevenses The Good Eleven Eleven Moonraker James Polk And last but not least... Step 11... the second to last step of The 12 Step Program... Is it strange I have mentioned Ocean's 11 not once but twice in this blog already and have yet to see the movie all the way through.... I am so irresponsible... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 2/17/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

2/16/2005 ...And Welcome To... Sin City... Yeah so... I blogged a few months ago about this movie filmed a while ago and filled with a bunch of well known actors and about how a trailer was released on the innernext and then all of a sudden... you could not find the trailer... nor any ah-mention of the movie.. it became like a Holy Grail type o' situation... //Fast Forward// And so now the official SIN CITY website is launched ... //Rewind// Ironically... the old link that I used saying how the info for the movie was impossoble to get, filled with broken links and trailer being unattainable... was updated... with 'tainable info... so that whole post made me look like I wuz a member of the Du Mass family .... In a word... finally ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 2/16/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

2/15/2005 Heart Day... Re-Deux... On second thought... I don't have to be cheery for anyone... Yesterdays post should have been this one.... I've had this song in my head all day... Livin' on your own can be a lonely game A face in the crowd - no one knows your name It's a table for one and a broken heart to go //Mumbles Here/// It knocks you down but you try it again You get a little older it's a cryin' shame Sometimes things don't work out like you plan //Mumbles Here/// Who's gonna help when you've had enough It ain't no secret you're a victim of love Heaven knows what you were thinkin' of Don't blame yourself you're just a victim of love Thanks Bryan... Is is weird that this is the second time I blogged about this song... In a word... coldwintersunshine ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 2/15/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

2/14/2005 It Ain't Easy...It's Only Love...And That's All... Ladies and Gentz ..... the everlearn Proudly Pre-zents... ///SCREAMS/// ...Ms. Tina Turner and Mr. Bryan Adams... ///End SCREAMS/// ::Enter Electric Guitar Blast :: ::Bryan:: When the feelin' is ended... There ain't no use pretendin'... Don't ya worry... It's only love... When your world has been shattered... Ain't nothin' else matters... It ain't over... It's only love... And that's all ... Yeaaaaah... ::Tina:: When your heart has been broken... Hard words have been spoken... It ain't over... but it's only love... And your life ain't worth livin'... And you're ready to give in... Just remember... that it's only love... and that's all... ::Tina n' Bryan:: You can live without the aggravation... Ya gotta wanna win... Ya gotta wanna win... You keep lookin' back in desperation... Over and over and over again.... ::Enter Electric Guitar Blast :: ::Tina:: Yeeeeooow!!! ::Bryan:: Heeeey!! Tina n' Bryan:: When your world has been shattered... Ain't nothin' else matters... It ain't over... It's only love... And if your life ain't worth livin'... And you're ready to give in... Just remember... that it's only love.. Ya... that's all... Happy Heart Day Everybodiez!!!! And to The Lonlihearts Club... I will be a little late... the cassarole is not hot enough... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 2/14/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

2/13/2005 Grammy Night 2005 Grammy Night 2005... All I can say is that Melissa Etheridge hands down super effin start 2 finish uber ruled The Grammy's... I predict that no one will be talking about the winners and losers... they will be talking about her... And if ya saw it ya know what I mean... It was phenomenal!!! ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 2/13/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

2/12/2005 The Weiz Goes Straight To Video.... I just unknowingly watched that movie Pauley Shore Is Dead... What was it about? Well... it was about 70 minutes too long ;-P It had some funny parts and he had more cameos than your old aunt's jewlery box... Spotting the stars was the most entertaing.... and totally the bloopers at the END! My recomendation is... you can skip it... unless you are really stoned or very drunk ... then... enjoi buh-deeze!!! //makes that weasel sound// ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 2/12/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

2/11/2005 Burj Dubai... Yikes That's Tall... Evidently Burj Dubai will be the Woooooorld's Taaaaallest Builllllllding.... but they are not saying how tall ... It's a secret! //excerpt// The Burj Dubai will be the world's tallest tower and the centerpiece of the Gulf regions most prestigious urban development to date...Burj Dubai will radiate out in a series of ellipses from the sky breaking tower encompassing residential, commercial, hotel, entertainment, and the world largest shopping mall. ... The Chicago-based Skidmore, Owings & Merrill architectural consultants have drawn their inspiration from the historical influences of the Gulf. The tower's base and geometry reflects the six petal desert flower of the Region....Petronas Towers in Malaysia (452 metres) and the Chicago's Sears Tower (442 meters) are currently the world's highest man made tower. Recently China and the New York World Trade Centre have announced plans to exceed these records. Burj Dubai's height is a closely guarded secret but it will beat all records and on a scale that will be a dramatic testament to Dubai's faith in the future. . //end excerpt// You can read Dubai rest of this info here... In a word... tallathantall ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 2/11/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

2/10/2005 I Never Even Got Out Of My P.J.'s I thought I would only have a few hours of work to do and have the rest of the day to do other stuff... but it ended up taking like all day... I never even got to go outside...The news said it was nice... I heart My Robe I heart My Slippers I heart My Pajama Bottoms from Old Navy Ahhhh.... Coffee Break... oops! ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 2/10/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

2/09/2005 Not Getting A Ticket... Priceless Speeding... Ticket $45 Straining to see if the car driving towards you is a cop car... well... free... Speeding through a stop sign while straining to see if the car driving towards you is a cop car... Ticket $50 Speeding through a stop sign while straining to see if the car driving towards you is a cop car while driving in a school zone... Ticket $65 Cop car passing you...Thankfull... Second cop car behind the first cop car passing you and not turning around... Excellent... Making a 20-mile-per-hour getaway in a school zone.. Hilarious! Not getting a ticket... Priceless! It could have been so worse...Whew!!!... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 2/09/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

2/08/2005 Our Kinda People... Check it! A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.. But when I do it is is considered Drunken Disorderly... ;-( Read the rest Here. ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 2/08/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

2/04/2005 New:: Nine Inch Nails::With Teeth It has been a long time thru the downward spiral but Nine Inch Nails will be touring again... Check out the news. Check it out dates. The website is like the anti-site... it is difficult to navigate... images are diffused... content is sarce... I love it!!! ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 2/04/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

2/03/2005 I Was Born To Fly... Hey I Already Know ... I was totally surprised how many good songs The Verve really had...one of my faves is called All In the Mind... So I've got the car We drove for a mile I didn't even know her name She said: "You've got the money and I've got the time" Five years later on She became my lover Taught me everything I know She said: "You were born to fly my son" I said: "Hey! I already know" In a word Funkajazzyrock ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 2/03/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

2/01/2005 Constantine 2... Like... Hellooooo... Like... ummmm... this movie... Constantine is not even out yet and they are already talking about Constantine 2... In a word... slooooowdooooown... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 2/01/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...