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2/20/2005

Extra! Extra! Get Ya Poo Paper...Krap Is King

Oh Man...

//Get's The Giggles//

There is this company in Austraila that makes...

...wait for it...

...wait for it...

...paper... out of Kangaroo Poo!

And I know what you are thinking... alot of people would not feel comfortable to write on crapy corespondence paper... or print pictures on pharty photo paper.. or have new business cards made... I don't care how far down in the bowels of the company you are...

This new interesting idea is a total exit!

//Enters positivity... in a high squeeky voice//
Butt... oh it is good for the environment... it is eco friendly... materials are abundent...
//Exits positivity//

//Enters Archie Bunker//
I don't care even if every corn kernel dotted every single gursh durn i...
//Exits Archie Bunker//

Butt hold on....

I say... //pause for effect//... make checks or money orders out of 'The Poo Paper' ... for when it comes time... //Enters Jeff Goldblum//... to pay... ummm.. your... ummm... TAXES... //Bye Jeff//

Right?!?...

Or 'I know you are cheating on me!' letter... or when ya quit the job after winning the lottery because 'it all has to be in writing'... ya get da jist...

//Blows cigar smoke into air//
Bah-zillion Dollah Idea!!!
Cough! Cough!
//Puts out cigar//

Uggh... whats' next Elk Poo Envelopes ...

In a word...poohlikeshoney

///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 2/20/2005

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