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3/30/2005

Busy Cops, Speeding Hearses, A Green Mini Coupe and The Highway Gallery

...it seems like years since it's been clear... here comes the sun... and I say... it's all right...

Wholly cow... what a sight for sore eyes...
When I woke up at 11 am (yeah... I am still a rock star) and saw the warm yellow sun and the bright blue sky... finally....the worst is over...
Although it was not on the same level of this, at this point, I'll take what I can get...

While driving today I passed a cop who had already pulled over someone and just finished giving them them a ticket... and then decided to follow me and follow me and follow me... and then pass me... and then I watched in drooling anticipation as the cop slowly searched out his next victim... waiting... waiting... waiting... da-dum... da-dum... da-dum... the suspense was killing me... I could barely see him in the distance when... 'Target Acquired! Target Acquired!'... he super sped up pouncing on his next victim who never even saw it coming... when I passed him with his lights aflashing on the side of the road, his 'closer to the quota' victim was still not realizing what just happened... can we say it all together now... 'End Of The Month'

Then I saw a Green Mini Coupe with the licence plate that said 'VERYEURO'... and the driver was... well... 'VERYDORKY'...

There was hardly anyone on the roads... it was like luxury lanes... so I decided to take some pics... totally... and finally with my wellwornwinter jacket off... all the windows rolled down... listening to 'Club Foot' by Kasabian on my Pod... ahhh....

And then suddenly out of the blue I see this strange black car in my rearview mirror with like a taller than average oddly shaped roof barreling down right on top of me and then quickly passes me... I was doing like about 60-65 so he was really traveling... and I am so ready to look over and see some punk kid with a pimped out whip... so when I turn to give him a very disapproving head shake... I realised that it was not a pimped out whip... it was a speeding hearse... totally dashing by me... and yes... they were transporting a client.... and then the limo superdashes by... and then they cut me off... I was so totally startled... I had never seen anything like it before... but I managed to take a pic as they sped away at warp speed...

In a word... niceweatherbringoutthefreaks...

///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 3/30/2005

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