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6/28/2005

By Far... The Funniest Thing Eva...

Dudes...

Totally... I was at this red light at a busy intersection... waiting/watching all the traffic go by... as the passing cars dwindled to nothing... yawn... and all of a sudden this flatbed truck came buzzing by... and on this truck were a bunch of port-a-pottys strapped together... which is pretty funny in itself... but the funniest thing eva was that the last port-a-potty on the flatbed truck had like an 8 foot stream of toilet paper spiraling out from under it... the hilarity was tenfold... I was laughing so hard I totally could not find the camera... if i was drinking milk it would have instantly spewd from my nose... it's the kind of funny where ya try and calm yourself down and when ya try to not think about it thats when it happens again just like the first time.. and then the side pain begins... wheeeew... lordy... when the light finally turned green my eyes were so watery from laughing so hard I just drove ahead... taking deep breaths in between the afterlaughs... putting my faith in the good grace that I would not hit oncoming traffic cuz' that would be 'The Funniest Police Report Eva'

//Everone make their happy face with a thumbs up and then freeze as the credit roll/electric guitar solo is played//

In a word...everydayisprettyfunny...

///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/28/2005

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