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6/04/2005

My Own Personal Sarlacc Pit...

Uggh... sadly... sadly... Saturday is still the un-official Sunday.
I totally saw not one single person inperson today... the whole day... not one...

I did not even go to Wendy's...

I KNOW!

...un-funny...

I could have gone out... but just to go out just for the sake of going out... a little weird don't ya think...
Plus... the CAC kicked in... so you all know what that means...

Bye bye open fresh air...

But I did discover... //pause for effect//... something...

There is this drain... and this drain is right outside my apartment door... a drain that leads to the land of 'I don't know where'... a drain that I really did not look at... or even notice... //pause for effect//... untill today...

//enters flazback//
...yeah so... right after the winter snow melted... the slugs appreared and I said "Where the heck have they been all winter
it's been a frikn' thick foot of snow and ice for like months and months... "
//end flazback//
So a few weeks ago I did The Annual Spring Slug Sanitizing Salting where I pour regular table salt in front of my door and windows on the ground to prevent the slugs from B & E... not to kill them but just to tell 'em that ain't wanted here... still I though it was sooooo so early for them .... I wonderd and wondered... where they were coming from...

...and then... then I realized where they were coming from... they were... they were coming from the drain... and I had just /weeks ago/ poured salt all over it... I know that is where they were popin' up from because.... I found... I found two slugs together... away from the drain... away from the salt...

//pause for effect//

...crispy fried...

And so... now I will jump over this

like it was this...

and I am so sorry to all the slugs that I accidentally napalmed ya in ya homes while ya slept...

In a word... reallynotentirelyupset...

///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/04/2005

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