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8/13/2005

Reason Why I Am Getting Rid Of This...

Yeah so... like a bunch of months ago I got my Magic Bullet...
//great for somethings... not so good for others... //
...anywho... it was packed in this really wild styrofoam cyberdyne minimalistic extravagant contraption... and instead of throwin' it out... //pause// hey... it looked kewl enough yet functional enough to hold all ...

my paper clips
my thumb tacs
my pens
my highlighters
my rubberbands
my post its
my pencils
my markers
my tape
my blank cd's
my blank dvd-r's
my zip disks
my super disks
my staples
my booze coasters
ummm... did I say post its ...

And the best part was was that there were two styrofoam halves... and so... I thought... what if I taped them both together to make one sick wild shelf...

So I did...

And it was so awesome... everything has a place and everything in its place... it was one of the happiest daze of my life... /tear/...

//pause for effect//

Until ya tip the damn thing over...

UGGH!

It's rainin' pens...
Hallelujah!
It's rainin pens... Amen!

or

Marker Mark and The Funky Bunch... Felt tip it! Felt tip it!

or

She lies and says she's in love with him... can't find a rubber band...
She dreams in color, she dreams in red... can't find a rubber band......

or

Black pen singing in the dead of night...
Take these sunken eyes and learn to see...

or

Wrap it up... I'll tape it...
Wrap it up... I'll tape it!
Wrap.... Wrap...Wrap! Wrap! Wrap! I'll tape it!

In a word... punsarenofunwithoutpens...

///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 8/13/2005

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