Everyday Shenanigans With Colorful Commentary

8/03/2005
So Yeah... The Police Closed Down My Street Tonight...
I KNOW!!!

//Keep in mind I already made/consumed myself a 'Recreational Drink'//

Yeah so... I get a call from G-Money like around 10:30 pm on my cell...
So I quickly I answer cuz no one calls mah cell after like 8 p.m... it's kinda like the bat phone... and even if it rings after 8 it ain't never good newz...
I say "Are you alright!!!"
G-Money says "Yeah... are you alright !?!"
So I yell "Yeah! Are you O.K.?!" cuz cell 2 cell is sometimes shakey...
G-Money "Yeah!"... and then I thought G-Money said that G-Money was driving down my block and I said "What!?!"

G-Money yellz "Your Street Has A Road Block!"

And I say "It does!?!... What!... Really?!?... Lemme go check it out..." and while talking on the cell I headed out to the street...
G-Money says that mah street was closed with flares...
And so I went out there...
... and down the one end of the street like about 300 feet was like two cop cars and flares all across the street at the stop sign...

But when I look... ohh no... down the other way... I see about 300 feet there were flares and cop cars blocking the road... and the back of at least one ambulance...
... and maybe some smoke... it was hazy so I could not be sure...

None of my neighbors were out or anything and I did not even hearz anything at all...

I said G-Money "I'm gonna walk down there and check it out..."

Click.

So I got staggered like 3/4 of the way down and then suddenly... a pick-up truck rushes past me and then is stopped by the cops...

The driver gets out and still has his car running and his lights on...

So I stumble stop...

//Flazback//
Those in the know know that a house two houses up from me was half burned to the ground by 'they who may not be mentioned' almost two years ago...
//End Flazback//

I'm like... I'm gonna go home...

...and I hussel...

And then right when I stumble slash left turn go to my house... I hear something...





I hear someone...





A loud echo woman's voice...




It was the kind of creapy scary voice that could have been laughing hard or crying out loud....






Ummm... yeah... I'll just read about this in the paper tomorrow...


In a word... strangerthanweird...
///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 8/03/2005
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