Everyday Shenanigans With Colorful Commentary

8/09/2005
Talk About Your Final Destination...
Uggh... it rained a little bit this morning and the roads are all still a little slick... I hate this...

//pause for foreshadowing//

So I need coffee... so after I stop at Sev's... I get back on the road...
So then I begin to open my coffee... ya know... tryn' to sneak a sip... all the while driving at high speed...
And while I was driving...
I oddly noticed... a lady on a cell phone...
Then I saw a dude light a cigarette...
I saw another dude dial his cell...
And I even saw a lady puttin' on eye-stuff...
//pause//
and then... I saw this...

//gasp//
Dudes... it was just... totally... like... this...



And we all know what happens next... yikes...


In a word...notagreatwaytostarttheday...
///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 8/09/2005
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