9/30/2005 Poison Ivy Uses The Subway... Yeah so... ... I thought it was all clearin' up... .... gettin' close to the finish line... ..... a light at the end of the tunnel... /pause for effect/ ... then suddenly and thoroughly... as no real surprise... Ms. Ivy pulls another rabbit out of her rash... she found out about The Subway... uggh... so she used The Subway all day today... ... and evidently the light at the end of the tunnel was just the lights from another tunnel... ... uggh... she travelled to ... Harlem Upper West Side Upper East Side Midtown Central Park Skipped The Empire State Building But revisited parts of Soho and Tribeca ... and by 'The Subway' I mean 'The Blood Stream' cuz Ivy is popin' up in places I ain't really remember ah scratchin'... In a word... mythbusted... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 9/30/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

9/29/2005 Poison Ivy Made Me A Drink... ... and she said it would make me feel better... she said it would ease the pain... and it kinda did... untill I noticed something... I was about a third of the way through it and I noticed something... strange... ... do ya see it ... ... how 'bout now ... Yup... one ice cube is totally stuck to the bottom of the glass... for like 25 minutes... all the other cubes rose to the top... really really weird... It prolly also contains eye of newt... tongue of frog... wing of bat... In other news... It seems like... lately... I have more days like Clark and less days like Supe. In a word... fightfortruthandjusticeandtheAmericanway... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 9/29/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

9/28/2005 Poison Ivy, iPod And The Great Deep Blue Sea... Part Two... Yeah so... I knew where I was going and of course Ivy thought were were lost... so she was all like 'Why don't you just ask for directions..." and I was all like 'We are not lost, gosh, I know exactly where we are... besides all paths lead to the sand and then the surf and then the great deep blue sea..." In a word... ahhhh... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 9/28/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

9/27/2005 Poison Ivy, iPod And The Great Deep Blue Sea... Part One... Yeah so.. we all went to work together today... and iPod was our humble guide and companion and led us through the day... his words are like to music to my ears... and as always... all Poison Ivy did was mostly complain and say she was uncomfortable and hot and she like really really got under my skin... ... the following is an account of what happened next... ... and then I see this object in the distance... do you see it? do you see it now... Well.... now do you see it!?! Yup... it was a frekin' yellow school bus... a bus on the beach... ... and I thought that I had seen everything ... In a word... wuh... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 9/27/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

9/26/2005 Poison Ivy Taught Me A New Trick... Yeah so... she said that if I stand still for like 15 minutes without moving, my right leg would change different colors and my calf would grow to twice its size and yah know what... she was right...uggh... how much longer will this last... I hate this. In other news... New movie poster of our favorite femme fatale... in a word... isthereadoctorinthehouse... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 9/26/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

9/25/2005 Everlearn, Frank The Bunny, Poison Ivy And Donnie Darko... ... and we all watched a movie together... Can ya guess which movie it was... /pause for effect/... Correct... It was even The Director's Cut... fancy... And it was really totally awesome... but Frank talked though the whole movie... He kept muttering... 28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds... that... is when the world... will end. Frank is like so funny like that... So I finally asked Frank ... why do you wear that stupid bunny suit? Frank says... why are you wearing that stupid man suit? Hmm... too-shea. ... and Donnie Darko? What the hell kind of name is that? It's like some sort of superhero or something... In a word... whatmakesyouthinki'mnot... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 9/25/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

9/23/2005 Poison Ivy Erased My Purchased Playlist... It... It Is... Gone... Super Frekin' Yikes Dudez! Yeah so I open my iTunes dis mornin' and I tragically shockingly find that my Purchased Playlist is missing from the left side of the my iTunes... / covers mouth with hands/... GASP! I seached and searched and searched and still I could not find it.... where are you... I have no idea where it went... ...so I screamed 'Twenty-One-Hundred-Plus F'n Songs Down The Frekin' Tube!'... although they do still exist in my library it was more like My V.I.P. Lounge... My Elite... My Coven... I have no idea what could have happened... uggh... So later... to cheer mahself up I downloaded two songs from Rob Zombie... a cover of 'Brick House 2003' and 'Never Gonna Stop(The Red Red Kroovy)'... And then all of a frekin' suddn'... the Purchased Playlist appeared... So I screamed 'GOTCHA" ! So I quickly click on it and it has my two new Rob Zombie songs and.... ... and... /enters quivering lip/... and ... well... that's it... ... nothing... nothing more remains... nothing... how could I let this happen... how... why... In a word... andfromthismomentoni'llbecryingcryingcryingcryingyeahcryingcryingoveryou... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 9/23/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

9/22/2005 Poison Ivy... Comes A Creeping... All Around... ...And I gots... Poison Ivy... No! Not that kind... the other kind... And it is all red... and hot... and warm... and itchy... and oozing... and is all up and down my right leg especially right behind my knee and so totally owning my ankle... and parts of my left leg and knee... both my arms... and I just noticed it on my super tight abs... uggh... this sucks... I guess I like touching mah-self cause it only was initially on my ankle and I thought it was just a bug bite... so I scratched it to make it bleed so it would not be itchy anymore... and that was three days ago... but is has so totally spread out of control... thank goodness it has not spread to my 'flower'...'cuz that would be really really bad. And I am so super close to posting a pic of the devestated areas but it is so super gross and super disgusting and super facinating at the same time... I think I may want to save it/savor it all to mah-self... uggh.. now that is so gross... In a word... firstdayofautumnmyredoozingankle... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 9/22/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

9/21/2005 Ummm... Where's My Kitty Carryall... ... Kitty? Kitty Carryall... where are you? Oh... there you are... Hey look... a duck pond... And then I saw this boat and it was named 'Extra Dry' I thought it was funny 'cus it was like no where near the water... and it was a boat... on a highway... no where near water... ha... puns are phunny... And then I saw these 4 trucks all with their arrows point to the right... it was like a mobile Sudio 54... funny And finally ... there is a house on my block that was sold and then got all borded up for like six months and is now being simultaneously demolished and then being rebuilt and what I like most about this house is not so much that they have a steel door when there are no walls or roof ... But I like the fact that they decided to keep the stove in where the kitchen was... P.S. BTW... My leg is like really really itchy... In a word... marciamarciamarcia... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 9/21/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

9/20/2005 Now You See What You Get When You Lose Yourself... Damn, damn, damn!- Florida Evans I've been waiting for this moment for twenty plus thousand miles... it seemed like an eternity... And everyday I would get in it and I would think, ' I'm getting close....I hope I don't forget..' And everyday it got closer... and closer... and then... And then I missed it... I missed it by 106 f'm miles... dudes... 106 miles... The equivelent of a New Year's Millennium Celebration... a triumphant moment to any car... many never make it this far... and if the do they are on their way out... but not mime... mine is forever immortal. ... and a moment that I thought I would long celebrate is a moment now gone... now lost... I was so close... so close... Now you see what you get... when you lose yourself... What you get... when you don't know who you are.... When you don't know... who you are... In a word... mygoddessmygoddess... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 9/20/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

9/18/2005 I'm On My Way... Just Set Me Free... Home... Sweet... Home... Just incase... anyone who wants to meet me... with open arms... I'll be home... soon... //FST FWD// ... it is so weird the concept of travel vs. distance... you travel miles and miles and miles ... and when you get there and get settled... sometimes you get a weird sensation of safety confronted with the realization that you live like a hundred miles away... and it still just feels like you are only five minutes from home... or maybe wherever you went... just feels like home... hmmm... ... whoa... heavy... So yeah... I took these photoz on my way home from upstate... And... wait... So I got Wendy's as a reward for not getting a speeding ticket... Wait... I got Hawaiian Punch to drink but I dumped most of it... too acidy... Wait... But I did eat all my fries... I even got the Biggie Size... Wait... And it was also a full moon tonight... And now... wait for it... Wait for it... Wait... ... and now... the everlearn proudly presentz... Motley Crue! In a word... smokeyshoutyfeelgood... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 9/18/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...