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9/22/2005

Poison Ivy... Comes A Creeping... All Around...

...And I gots... Poison Ivy...

No! Not that kind... the other kind...

And it is all red... and hot... and warm... and itchy... and oozing... and is all up and down my right leg especially right behind my knee and so totally owning my ankle... and parts of my left leg and knee... both my arms... and I just noticed it on my super tight abs... uggh... this sucks... I guess I like touching mah-self cause it only was initially on my ankle and I thought it was just a bug bite... so I scratched it to make it bleed so it would not be itchy anymore... and that was three days ago... but is has so totally spread out of control... thank goodness it has not spread to my 'flower'...'cuz that would be really really bad.

And I am so super close to posting a pic of the devestated areas but it is so super gross and super disgusting and super facinating at the same time... I think I may want to save it/savor it all to mah-self... uggh.. now that is so gross...

In a word... firstdayofautumnmyredoozingankle...

///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 9/22/2005

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