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9/17/2005

Explosive Diarrhea... Cha Cha Cha...

... is what apparently what the garbage truck in f'n front of me had because after he stopped at the red light... all the junk dashed f'n forward... and then f'n recoiled back and then... dashed f'n out... >:-(

ewww...

and dudes... it only... it only got worse... it still dripped 'drippings' the whole gursh durn time... there were chunks ploppin' on the ground... and that smelled even better... and apparently the traffic light was allergic to green 'cuz the minutes went on and on and f'n on...

...//teethclinched///whut a grut whay to sturt da day!//endteethclinched//

... and in a totally totally unrelalated topic...

I went Apple Pickin' upstate today... and as legend has it... z'posedly... I ate like about 5 different kindz uv' apples while Apple Pickin' and that is... //pause for effect//... prolly 'bout right...

In a word...goldendeliciousisthenewreddelicious...

///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 9/17/2005

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