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10/11/2005

... And It Was Like Zero Traffic...

Yeah so...

It's been so super crappy lately... rain... all day... and all night... stupid low pressure system...

So like around 11:11 am this morning...

I notice traffic was a lil' light... it was kinda unusual for this time of day... so I took an oppourtune and took the above pic 'cuz there was hardly anyone infront of me and almost no one behind me.... safe right

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...so then I casually looked across to the other side of the highway...

and it was like zero traffic...

and not like there were some cars...

there were like no cars...

not one...

not one single car... no mini van... no suv... no truck... no taxi... no bus... nothing...

and as I drove and as I drove...

nothing...

... then suddenly... I saw a police car driving on that side and I was all like they all musta been slowin' down cuza that guy... whada buncha luzahz...

and then I still saw no cars...
and then I saw another police car... flyin' by...
and then... I smelled smoke...
and then I saw an ambulance with its lights and sirens ahblarin'...
and then I saw another police car speedin' with his lights flashing...
and then I saw another one and another one and I even saw one blocking the on-ramp waving cars to stay on the service road...

So I automatically think E.M.P... and cuz I was jamin' to my pod the radio newz was not available...

and then I saw three police cars totally speedin' down...
and then... then I see 5 police cars stretched along the whole width of the highway... with a mutitude of cars behind them so totally as far as the eye could see... trailbazin' down the road... and then...

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And then... nothing... all returned to normal...

... like nothing ever happend... I saw no fire or smoke or cars being towed or flares or peeps/lookieloos standin' around... nothing...

I raced home and checked the innernext and the local channels for news... nothing... super strange...

And so I sat back and put my hands behind my head and rocked in my chair and thought...

...I wonder what they would do...

In a word... trustnoone...

Yo... hey... Nicklebee ... you so won't believe what I totally saw today...

///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 10/11/2005

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