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10/25/2005

Mizrizable Iza Four Letter Word Yo...

Uggh dudes... I am so mizrizible with all this gosh durn rain already... whenever.. if eva...

And of course my empty-14-gallon-gas-tank-light was like on... for like miles n' miles...
So I finally stop and fillerup and my 14 gallon tank totally took 16.447 gallons and cost me $46.78... so you do da math... uggh..

And by the way that fifth pic says ...

LITTER REMOVAL
1.2 MILLION TAX
DOLLARS A YEAR

... the screen that flashed before this one says...

DON"T LITTER

It was toally refreshing... a nice change from all the boring... delays ahead... or accident notification... or alt construction routes... yadda yadda yadda...

Uggh... what's next...

The carb count of the burger you're inhailing...

Which cosmetics companies tests eyeliner products on animals... ummm ladies...

The very closest and most nearest exit for totally hot super fresssssh Krispy Kreme...

The percentage of deaths accountable from second-hand smoke (Carpool Lane Only)...

My suggestion... //pause for effect//... Knock Knock Jokes...

Now that would be wild... the amount of gas you would use up just to get to the punchline... it would be an economic goldmine Jerry... A GOLDMINE... yeyeah-bop!

Uggh... dudes... this rain is a total pain...

In a word... mizrizible...

Uggh...Nicklebee... buy me a rainbow...

///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 10/25/2005

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