11/30/2005 ... Uggh... Talk About Your Foggy Boggy... ...uggh... ... and as Tyra would say... this was my best shot... ... dudes... everything else was 'gloomy and gloomier'... ... it was so totally super foggy out almost most of the day... and it was really warm too... so really very weird... with no leaves on the trees and Christmas decorations going up all over the place... funky... ... and then I drove thru Rush Hour Traffic... which I never ever do... and all the jams that I jammed into were caused by C.O.P.S. just pullin' peeps over... no accidents or ambulances or anything crazy even... and it jammed traffic up for like miles and miles... for like every ten miles... and it was totally later in the day... just as the foggy had totally burned off... so the sun was super directly totally blarin' right into my retina... ummm... wuz traffic movin' or not movin'... ummm don't know... cuz all I see now is spots ... and so I hearby declare that it should be against the law to pull 'over' anyone during/between the hours of 4 p.m. and 6 p.m... now is that so much to ask... unless it really is an accident or somethin' really crazy... or a cop wrasslin' with a perp... at least then you get a show ... a lil' payoff... right... uggh... ummm... roll the word already... In a word... foggyboggy... ...shhh... yeah... hey... shhh... I know... I know it's really late Nicklebee... I just got in... but I got to hold him... yeah... ten fingers... ten toes... with eyes as deep as the bluest sky... and a smile bigger than the whole outdoors... and when ya hold him... close up... by your shoulder... he just wants to totally curl up into your neck and get cozy... so very awesome... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 11/30/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

11/29/2005 Today Is The Greatest Day... Can't Wait For Tomorrow... Today is the greatest... Today is the greatest day... That I have ever really known... In a word... Godbless... ...psst... Nicklebee... hey... psst... you are you alseep... yeah I thought you were pretending... listen... I have some great news... something wonderful has happened... what? ... you already know?... so you did hear me on the phone... yeah I was a lil' loud... and you are totally right... it really is like a gazzilion different kinds of overwhelming awesomeness... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 11/29/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

11/28/2005 Sunsets Are Quite Old Fashioned... ...uggh... Nobody of any real culture...for instance... ever talks nowadays about the beauty of sunset.... Sunsets are quite old fashioned. To admire them is a distinct sign of provincialism of temperament... Upon the other hand... they go on. -Oscar Wilde ... not only do I not understand most of the above words... I also did not leave my apartment today untill like 4 p.m. to go to the bank that was just about to close... but I got some pretty nice sunny pics... I wish I could find out if it was going to be this nice out tomorrow... so I would get up before noon... if only there was a sound and scientific way to foretell the future... if only I had my Magic 8 Ball again... if only... In a word... askagainlater... I know right Nicklebee... is was really super shiny sunny today... ahhh... soak it in... soak it all in... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 11/28/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

11/27/2005 Home Is A Name... A Word... It Is A Strong One... And we're back! I would like to say that I am back 'home'... but where I went... the place that I travelled to... when I got there... it was just like being 'home' ... ... and my journey totally began with rain and clouds and rain... /pause for effect/ ... untill I got to the bridge... and the sky opened up and the sun and...yadda yadda yadda... and the daze that followed was no less filled with wonderous wonderment... ...photos of the daze that wuz.. it totally f'n snowed on Thanksgiving.... And then totally melted... And then was super foggy on saturday... ...wildly wild... Home is a name... a word... it is a strong one... stronger than magician ever spoke... or spirit ever answered to... in the strongest conjuration... -Charles Dickens In a word... safeandsound... Hey Nicklebee... I see ya did alright all by yourself... everyone was askin' for ya... I missed ya... and no... I wuz not worried... and I know you heard the answering machine... I called everyday just to see if the place had burned down... and since I did not hear a buzy signal and then heard the beep I decided to leave a message... so I decided to leave a message for you... and yes everyday... I had to be sure that you were alri... that the place was not burned down..... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 11/27/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

11/22/2005 For Health And Food... For Love... And Friends... For each new morning with its light... For rest and shelter of the night... For health and food, for love and friends... For everything Thy goodness sends. -Ralph Waldo Emerson ... the everlearn is going on byehaitus for the holidaze... Have A Kewl And Safe Thanksgiving!!! In a word...iamnotatryptophan... Now Nicklebee... uggh... we have already been over this... I can't take you with me because if I could then you would become just like every other nickle... got it... I'll say hi to everyone for you...and I am really sorry that the apartment is such a mess... I promise I'll clean it up when I get back... and I realize that this will be the longest that we have ever been apart... I know you'll behave... and I know that you will be brave... ughh... now I'll stop gettin' all sentimental and get ready for your close up... //whispers// happy thanksgiving... my little nicklebee //end whispers// ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 11/22/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

11/21/2005 Ummm... Yeah... It's Not Even Thanksgiving Yet... ...uggh... store after store after store have been filled with holiday stuff for weeks... there are peeps in my hood that already have lights on their cribs... and I was actually in a 7-11 the morning after Halloween while they were putting up Christmas decorations... and as I was paying for my coffee I said to the girl behind the counter 'really?'... and she just rolled her eyes... uggh... what is the rush already... ...serenity now... serenity now... In a word... happyvalentinesday... And Nicklebee... cuz you've been sooo good this year... I'm gonna get you two dimes to 'visit' for the night... aww... you're welcome... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 11/21/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

11/20/2005 Very Sundrenchy... Very Lounge Aroundish... Very Gots Lots To Doey... Evidently it was really really very nice out today... and no... I did not go out at all today til' about 4 o'clock when I took this... Uggh... I just look out my window and I always just assume that it is just sunny cold 'cuz the heat is always crankin'... I should know now that that is not always the case... yet another missed enjoyable oppoutunity... uggh... ...and I even had lots to do at home and nope... I did not do those either... it was very much both hands around warm coffee mug... very coiled blanket on couch... very sun drenched windows streaming... very somethin' Netflixy... ... talk about your very loungy... very lazy... very loozerly... So eventually/obviously I ventured outside and came back home and just as I was about to blog about my excellentsuperexcitingday... my innernext poops out... I still had T.V. reception but no innernext access... uggh... so I yadda yadda yadda and this went on for like 3 hours... so finally it popped back on and I was ah groovin' ahgain... and after all that time ya think I would have had a better post... In a word... iworemyrobeovermynormalclothesallday... Hehe Nicklebee... I know it's not very funny but you've got like a suntan on like one side of your coin... and the other side has nothin'... haha... ya want me to flip you and see which lands on the floor first... ya know... like the buttered toast theorum... aw hey... hey... hey... stop crying... hey I was just kidding... I'm sorry... shhhh... you know I would never do anything to hurt you... I'm sorry... calm down... shhhh... I'll put on some music... would you like that... how 'bout some Norah... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 11/20/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

11/19/2005 The Greatest Drink In The World... But It Bears Repeating-Ah... ... and when I first heard about this I was like I'm gonna tell everyone and then I totally forgot to blog about it... wellsoanyway... turns out that Jack White of the White Stripes wrote a jingle for Coke Cola... interesting... ... and then yesterday like 42 surfers broke the record for all riding the same wave... ... ummm... no... you're thinkin' of the other one... yeah... I thought the same thing... In a word... threequid... Umm... Nicklebee... if you had the capacity to drink... what would be your favorite drink... what... wait... no freekin' way...dude... I was totally thinkin Dr. Pepper too... now that is wild... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 11/19/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

11/18/2005 It Was Like A Happening Waiting For An Accident... Oh yeahhhh... today was anothah be-yooty-ful day... I secretly wished that everyday would be like this... /am I blushing/...oh golly gee... ... yadda yadda yadda... so then I am drivin' down the highway... //enters movie danger music// ... and I thought it was getting cloudy out cuz my car was suddenly in the shade ... but I noticed that there was really no clouds in the sky or even shadows on the road... so then I notice this truck next to me... oh that must be it... so as it passed me I noticed that it was a flatbed truck... whatever... but did not have anything on its flat bed... and my whole car was shadowded... huh... so I thought it was a lil' weird... so then it travelled further ahead of me... //danger music getting louder// I try to quickly grab my camera when I finally see this... look closer... ... the shear laws of physics should have prevented this guy from completing a turn let alone successfully drive on a highway... and it also appears to be taller than anything else I've seen on the roads... ... oh no... ...the highway signs were coming up quickly... oh shizzel... this thing is gonna crack smack into all of 'em... // danger music reaching fever pitch // I take a deep breath... ... holy wow... he clears it... barely... ... but then suddenly an overpass shows up on the horizon... // danger music stops replaced by a loud engine revving higher and higher with overlay of a rapid pluse // I was speeding up to get a closer pic when I notice the rest of the cars slowly slow down... I can see the black smoke puff out of the tail pipe as he put the pedel to the metal... he was really flyin'... and the overpass grew closer and larger every second... ... so I began to put some distance between me and Mad Max... thinking about all the details that I would tell the police... ... and they sped closer and closer and faster and closer and then... and then finally... they meet... ... the truck dashed under the overpass with literally inches to spare shaking back and forth from the thrust of rushing wind then quickly took the next exit and in seconds he vanished... ..whew... But not every story has a safe ending... In a word... bottlerocket... Hey Nicklebee... ya think that beer was cold or warm... if it was warm who cares right... but if it was cold... like really cold... frosty even... oh the humanity... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 11/18/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

11/17/2005 The Light... The Heat... I Am Complete... NOT!... Uggh... I just heard a wicked kewl rock version of Peter Gabriel's 'In Your Eyes' done by some band and i've searched and searched and I've travelled the whole innernext and can not find out who sang it... and no it was not the one Aaron Lewis did either... aw crappers... ... and ironically... I took this pic like 5 minutes before I heard this tune... and its almost like that fountain is the song and I can totally see it and I know that it exists but... but I can not get close enough to really exprience it... to touch it... to hear it.... but I know that somehow... there is a way... ...uggh... this new version is like the snake to my mongoose... or the mongoose to my snake... either way... it's bad... I don't know animals. In a word... dayspassandthisemptinessfillsmyheart... Yeah Nicklebee... looks like this one has me beaten... hey... I did try... I used up all my tricks and resources... I even went to parts of the innernext that you would not normally go into without a haz mat suit... still could not find it... ughh...I hate this... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 11/17/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

11/16/2005 Then You Can Be The Remedy... And I Can Be The Enemy... ... I admit it... it is a rarity... but sometimes... once in a while... there is like one of your favorite songs that you totally forgot was one of your favorites... and then... one day you hear it again... and it all comes back... what it meant to you... what you felt... how it sounded like no other song at the time... and it was yours... and like a drug... hypnotic... hallucinogenic... surrounding... ungulating... where your ears become a passport... and the tranceportation begins the moment you realize... and you skwint your eyes... and then begins the gentle wooosh... ... well this one is mine... ...the remedy by abandoned pools... ...say this world is... not so shallow... ...when you can't beg... steal... or borrow... ...save your breath... your soul is hollow... ...ummmm... and supah dupah windy today... but a different kind of windy... it was warmish... and clamy... and humid... and... oh no... ... storm is coming... In a word... thenyoucanbethewannabe... Listen Nicklebee... we are s'pose to get like a ton o' wind and rain and lightning and... what... hey... how did you know it was a full moon tonight... what... the television told you... great... you mean the television that was off all day but spoke to you anyway... well now that's the stupidest thing I ever heard. ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 11/16/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

11/15/2005 Never Gonna Survive... Unless... We Get A Lil' Crazy... Ayeayahyahyaeee... Sup Alanis... how ya been... eh... So totally... Alanis did a cover of Seal's 'Crazy'... and I hate to say it... but... it ain't bad... eh... check it out at iTunes... And so dudes... I toally saw someone's garbage on the street and they were like throwing out an iMac computer box which I think was like 9 years old which means they are either really lazy w/da trash or are livin' in da 1990's... ... and then I saw this super great skate ramp-park-behemouth in this dudes back yard... and I did not take a pic cuz' I did not want to 'out' the dude... but I can describe what I saw... the sides rose above the wooden fence by a good 15 feet... not including a wooden railing... I thought it was the side of a huge garage... and then it went back... way back... all the way to the back of the other fence... at least 50 feet... this thing was jinormous... like something from X-Games... but without all the endorsements and stuff... no paint or stickers... just raw splintery plywood and rusty tetanustastic nails... wicked kewl... and the parents are either very kewl or very mad... In a world full of people... there's only some want to fly... isn't that crazy... In a word...miracleswillhappenaswespeak... Yeah Nicklebee... you aughta know her... ummm Jagged Little Pill... ummm Canadian... ummm... You Can't Do That On Television... oh so now you remember her... u r soooo weird... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 11/15/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

11/14/2005 Lakes And Ducks And Sun And Swans And Blue And Sky And Hey Hi 5... Holy Bagolies Dudes... ... today was so totally super freekin' beautiful outside... I drove around... windows rolled down... tunes ah crankin'... without a care in the world nor a cloud in the sky ... hard to believe dat Turky Day is 10 daze away... inconceivable! ... and at a different lake... @ 35 M.P.H. ... ... ahh... another totally beautiful day... ...and then I see this... look very closely... ...which totally reminded me of this... ///flazback/// I had seen on PBS that this dude had created a sculpture of a seeing eye dog... alone... without any other sculpture/owner around it and put it in a park or a corner in Brooklyn or NYC and then when people saw it ... they began looking for the owner... weird/smart... like when you see a seeing eye dog without its owner is a really unsettling thing/feeling/emotion... it made me feel good that people were actually concerned... ///end flazback/// ...so yeah... I see this toy car thinge in the middle of a hilly ravine that was really wooded/weeded/leafthicky enough that a plastic toy car could not make it down there all by its self... it must have had some weight to it... so I began to look and look and search and suddenly... yadda yadda yadda... and the coffee that I had left in my car was so super cold... but I drank it anyway. ... and bye bye Laguna.... uggh... I hate to admit it but I think... I think that... I watched most if not every episode...and I didn't even know it... and is it weird that I talk just like them in real life and that I did not just graduate this summer... or the summer before that... and next season looks too... umm... // fill in any word that means the same as the last few seasons of Melrose Place//... but I'll prolly watch it anyway... And Lauren now has her own show... The Hills... ...uggh/hurray... In a word... andlookandsearchandandsuddenlyirealizedthatiwatchwaytoomuchcsi... Nicklebee... someday... I'm gonna turn the apartment right around so you can see what I see... you know... what goes on television these daze... you'd like it... YESsS... eventhough you are colorblind you can still get the jist... uggh... you're not deaf! ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 11/14/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

11/13/2005 Infinity Definitely... Ahh... Ummm... Redux... Is is really weird that I took this pic and thought that I was so novel and neu-vo... only to find out that I was also neu-vo like five freekin' months ago... ... DORK!... ...uggh... //the inside line// The Matrix Revolutions: Track Twelve: Trinity Definitely ... //end inside line// In a word... leftovaz... Yah know what Nicklebee... you appear to be the one constant in da wacky world o'my variations d'variables... and it's strange but... I think... I think I've learn'd to count on you... like bein' there for me... is that a lil' creepy... too weird... well... I don't care... ... I heart you ... I heart you Nicklebee... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 11/13/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

11/12/2005 ... Insomnia... You're Never Really Asleep... And You're Never Really Awake... ... dreaming in technicolor... Oh Dudes... it was super nice out today... Uggh... and I have been stayin' up later and later these days and getting up later and later... and when I do fall alseep... I've been having these super freaky dreams.... that wake me up... and it's weird cuz' I hardly ever ever dream and if I do, most time I can figure them out... but these are just seven total different funky ways of freaky... And the weird thing is that I am tired ... and bored... and... well... maybe I'm just lazy... so sleeping should be no problemo... ...uggh... //pause for self-reflection// ... and then tonight, my friend Tyler yelled out loud, "I say never be complete... I say stop being perfect... I say let... lets evolve... let the chips fall where they may. " He makes it sound like as if some of us ever even had a choice in the matter... In a word...bummedoutonaprettyday... Nicklebee... do you ever get bummed... or dream... ummm... or even hungery... DUDE! I'm surprised you not a penny right now... ;-P.... all right... easy... easy... it was a joke... your just cranky cuz your hungry... come on... I'll make you anything ya want... just tell me... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 11/12/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...