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11/18/2005

It Was Like A Happening Waiting For An Accident...

Oh yeahhhh... today was anothah be-yooty-ful day...

I secretly wished that everyday would be like this... /am I blushing/...oh golly gee...

... yadda yadda yadda... so then I am drivin' down the highway...

//enters movie danger music//

... and I thought it was getting cloudy out cuz my car was suddenly in the shade ... but I noticed that there was really no clouds in the sky or even shadows on the road... so then I notice this truck next to me... oh that must be it... so as it passed me I noticed that it was a flatbed truck... whatever... but did not have anything on its flat bed... and my whole car was shadowded... huh... so I thought it was a lil' weird... so then it travelled further ahead of me...

//danger music getting louder//

I try to quickly grab my camera when I finally see this...

look closer...

... the shear laws of physics should have prevented this guy from completing a turn let alone successfully drive on a highway... and it also appears to be taller than anything else I've seen on the roads...

... oh no...

...the highway signs were coming up quickly... oh shizzel... this thing is gonna crack smack into all of 'em...

// danger music reaching fever pitch //

I take a deep breath...

... holy wow... he clears it... barely...

... but then suddenly an overpass shows up on the horizon...

// danger music stops replaced by a loud engine revving higher and higher with overlay of a rapid pluse //

I was speeding up to get a closer pic when I notice the rest of the cars slowly slow down... I can see the black smoke puff out of the tail pipe as he put the pedel to the metal... he was really flyin'... and the overpass grew closer and larger every second...

... so I began to put some distance between me and Mad Max... thinking about all the details that I would tell the police...

... and they sped closer and closer and faster and closer and then... and then finally... they meet...

... the truck dashed under the overpass with literally inches to spare shaking back and forth from the thrust of rushing wind then quickly took the next exit and in seconds he vanished...

..whew...

But not every story has a safe ending...

In a word... bottlerocket...

Hey Nicklebee... ya think that beer was cold or warm... if it was warm who cares right... but if it was cold... like really cold... frosty even... oh the humanity...

///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 11/18/2005

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