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12/21/2005

How I Ruined Christmas...

...uggh...

... yeah so... I did like 85% of my shoppin' online this year... it was easy... and all my gifts were personalized and had to be made ... yeah... I'm kewl that way...

... yadda yadda yadda...

... and finally my gifts were all shipped... here is my notice of shipment from the UPS website...

... did ya see it... read it again...

D'OH... now do ya see it...

YUP!... so all my stuff is gonna be delivered on thee twenty-ninth... of December... 4 days... after Christmas...... yeah go me!

...turns out I rushed the production of the gifts but not the delivery of said gifts... and so now they sit in their own private Island Of Misfits... somewhere in California... San Pablo... I think...

Dudes... I am sooo up chocolate creek without a popsicle stick it's not even funny...

And it's weird... I am not even sure if my choices are getting dumber or if I am just getting stupider...

/sigh/

...looks like it's gonna be an "Exclusive iTunes Mix:Best O'Music 2005 " gift for everyone this year...

...and yes... I've seen The Polar Express...

...and yes... I hear them... I hear the bells... but still... uggh... sometimes I wonder why I even bother...

In a word...bahhumbug...

///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 12/21/2005

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