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1/23/2006

The Gloomiest Day... Evah...

Even that stank did not even bother to stink on this gloomiest day...

...and ya'd think it'd stink real bad... but it it did not even smell... not even one whiff... not even once at all...

So lets start out by listin' all the things I witnessed before 9:30 am precceding the almighty exam... which is usually like still an hour before I even attempt to get out of bed...

It was totally rainin' as I walk into S'vez to get mah coffee way too early than I usually do and as I walk in... suddenly... loudly... I hear this gigantik sneeze... unmuffled... and with my echo-location I noticed that it occured in the general direction of the coffee center... as I approach closer I witness NINE grossed out peeps and ONE lady sniffling the snotizzel back into its chamber soooo... I took the coffee pot most furthest from her and super opposite of her general direction as the others stood snot stunned... so super gross... and yes I needed the caffine that badly... hello almighty exam...

So I only had a twenty on me and I really hate paying for small stuff with big bills so I figur'd I'll get a can of coffee and... D'oh... they were out... //prolly cuz a cup o' coffee now cost $1.68//... so I figur'd I'll get some Equal.. I can always use it and I'll be set... so as I get on line I find a five in my pocket... uggh... big deal... I'll just have extra Equal...

Soooo... I was at register 'A' with my Equal and my coffee... and this dude was at register 'B' with his danish-ish and his coffee... so my change came to like 40 cents and his change came to... wait for it... $93.41... yup... the dude paid for coffee and a danish with a C-Note... I KNOW!...

Soooo... I am driving thinking of all the things I needed to remember and that's when it occur'd to me... I know what I should have bought at S'vez to offset my twenty-dollah-dilema... ah calculator... 'cuz I just 'membered that I forgot mine and I need to use one in like 15 friggin' minutes... uggh... and I thought this is too perfect... I'll take the exam and if I fail I'll just say that I forgot my calculator... but then they would ask if I asked for one or to borrow one... so I promised mahself that if I see a place between now and the two final miles of my trek to my destination I'd stop... so up pops a S'vez... so I super screeched in and low and behold they have a calculator with batteries included... hurrah... so I get back into my car and I open the calculator and notice that the battery compartment is so totally seal'd with the worlds most smallest screw..... uggh... now I am screwed... but I did notice some solar panel-ish thingz on the front... so I cloze'd my eyes and I pressed 'ON'... and lo and behold... it friggin' worked...

... so then back on the rain slick'd road... I see this lady in 'beemer' driving with a white poodle on her lap... and I thought to mahself... she is gonna cauze an accident... and then lo and behold... I see a bunch of peeps... including a public bus... makin' the old quick change/braidin' the lanes... everyone was swervin' in and out tryin'' to avoid... yes you guess'd it... whitepoodelbeemerdriveinlady... who apparently was tryin' to make a left in a regular lane when clearly a turning lane was provided... she was still tryin' to make the turn even as I passed by... and I shook my head in un-approvalment...

... this is why I sleep-in...

In a word...gloomisbloom...

///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 1/23/2006

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