Everyday Shenanigans With Colorful Commentary

1/11/2006
iPod Hearts RedWire DLX...Whoa I Gottah Have It...
Yeah so lets get right to it shall we... before I hyperventrilicate ...

Jeans giant Levi's is hoping to woo fashionistas and music aficionados alike with its new iPod-compatible RedWire DLX jeans, due out this fall.
With a joystick remote control built into the watch pocket, the new jeans will allow wearers to play, pause, track forward or back and adjust the volume on their iPods without having to take them out of their pockets.


WHOA!... I mean... WOW!... I can barely believe it... whew... check out the amazin' rest HERE!



Totally unbelievable... and eventhough I've been waiting for my Personal Jet Pack my whole life I'll totally accept this in the DREAM COME TRUE category as an equal substitution...
Cah-Razy...

And I guess the sequel to Clerks is well on it's way.... I knew they were thinking about it and talkin' 'bout it and I've heard rumours for like years but now they even gots a trailer and everythin'... I think it was originally going to be called 'The Passion Of The Clerks'... but now it think it is just goin' to be 'Clerks II'... and it will be either really really great or really terrible, which would also make it really really great... ohhh I can't frikin' wait...

...You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you...
CLASSIC! If there is just one line half like that in the new one I'll super dig it...





... and in domestic news...

....I never left the house today... at all... it was foggy then rainy... never even seen one live human being in person... talked to no one face to face... I didn't even take advantage of stayin' home to my full benefit... dishes still uncleaned... desk still a massive fire hazard... Christmas cards still not sent and those in the know know that that is true... plus I woke up at like 1:25 pm... so I missed breakfast and nearly missed lunch... I was alone all day but not really all that lonely... my friend Tyler says that people do it everyday... they talk to themselves... they see themselves as they'd like to be... they don't have the courage you have... to just run with it... ummokay...



In a word... jediorempire...
///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 1/11/2006
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