Everyday Shenanigans With Colorful Commentary

2/16/2006
I Used To Be A Whale...


I used to be a whale...
That roamed and ruled the sea...
Strangely somehow I ended up here...
And thought... what a mighty tale this will be...

But the years and years drew on and on...
And no one came around to hear my song...
So I sang less and less and slowly grew still...
Where I now remain... raw... under this blistering chill...



//Whoa... Deep//


So yeah... Dudes... today was so super nice out...





... hard to believe that we had a blizzardizzle just like three daze ago... and the way the snow was melting... it was almost like watching time lapse but in real time... really...


Ummm.... well... I'd have to be pretty stupid to write a book about killing and then kill the way I described in my book... I'd be announcing myself as the killer... I'm not stupid... and so the official Basic Instinct 2 website is up and ah-stabbin'... I even blog'd about it ah-way back when... almost ah-year to the day... when I said it should be called Geriatric Istink! ...

... and a whole lot has changed in FOURTEEN years... yikes and bikes... I know!

//and yes... I have seen the super secret online 'documentary'//

... and I am pretty sure that anything else they show in the movie is not only stuff we have already seen in other movies or even already on television but anything that they will show is really only just a mouse click away from the end of this sentence and a heck ov'a lot cheaper.



What are you going to do... charge me with smoking?

... Well...YES... now we can!



In a word...riskaddictionicepickcigarette...
///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 2/16/2006
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