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2/15/2006

A Water Tower's Million Collected Drops...Tiny iPod's Billion Downloaded Pops...

Hey water tower...
Wow you are high...
Sup water tower...
Everyday I drive by...

I saw you again...
You were out of my way...
But I did not mind...
Just wanted to say hey...

AND yeah... did ya hear about this... iTunes is giving away like a black 4GB iPod nano and a $100 iTunes Music Gift Card if you are the one person to download every 100,000th song... howyowzah!

And check out the super great grand prize for the dude/dudette who downloads...
...The Life Altering Magical Mythical Beautiful One Billionth Song...

And in addition, Apple will create a full-ride scholarship in your name to a world-renowned music school. Just think: You could help launch the careers of an entire generation of musicians...

WHOA!... You like instantly simultaneously become A Rock God, A Musical Legend and The Envy of Everyone you know as they call you The Super Rock Playah with a Heart of Gold!

... and all it takes to win will just be a single click... 99 cents and a dream... HEY ya never know :-P

What I am most surprised about is that the blogsphere as a whole has not devised its own renegade contest in tryin' to guess The One Billionth Downloaded Song or even the fact that it has not even become a spam mail... or at the very least a chain E-letter... is kinda funny...

My personal favorite guess/hope would totally either be... "Not an Addict" by K's Choice or "Creep" by Radiohead... can't really decide... I would totally love to be the one to win with either one of those downloads...

...but it will prolly be "Walking On Sunshine" cuz it will look/be kewl in all the promos and they have like 15+ different versions of it too... soooo the odds are lookin' pretty good Vegas ;-)

... but my All Time Secret Favorite Winnin' Billionth Download would be one of them audio books... doesn't matter which one... any which one would do... that would be the ultimate prize... an immigrant trying to learn the language or a grandma who has difficulty readin' or a nerdy nerd ends up gettin' an Instant Lifetime Achievement of Awesome Rock n' Rollah Hollah Immortalization Into Pop Clulture Iconography!

Whew!

In a word...ifeelthelovethatsreallyreal....

///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 2/15/2006

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