7/26/2006 The Dragon Began To Belch Out Flames... And Burn Bright... Yeah so... the second time I ventured out today was to take these sunset pics out in the blistering heat at 45 m.p.h. and by the time I got back into my CAC, My Chilltorium, My Fortress Of Colditude... my skin was still cool to the touch... and I really am sorry... but I do not control the thermat-o-stat thingie and for once it is working in my favor... trust me... the winters round here ain't so hot! And just so ya know... they totally launched the minimalistic website for the new animated movie Beowulf arriving in theaters on November 16... ummm... 2007!!! Yikes! The dragon began to belch out flames and burn bright homesteads; there was a hot glow hat scared everyone, for the vile sky-winger would leave nothing alive in his wake. NOW DATZ HAWT! In a word ... supersteamysunset... y.o.c. - day fourtyeight - I rode my bike this morning for 8.3 miles and it nearly killed me... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 7/26/2006 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

7/25/2006 And Yet Another Speeding Hearse... AKA... The Hearse Curse... Yeah so... Dudes... I gottah tell ya... the first time I had seen this happen it totally kinda freak'd me out... and I told everyone... but to have it happen again... like 14 months later... on tha same stretch of road... is totally friggin' kinda freakin' me out... this time I might not even tell anyone... how can the same thing happen to the same guy twice ala Die Hard 2... But this time the speeding hearse was going over 80 mile per hour and I actually heard it before I had seen it and it totally barreled by me and by the time I got my camera which was just in the passengers seat it was almost over the hill and almost out of sight and the super weird part was not that there were only two equalling speeding limoz following it nor was it the fact that it was like 2:30 in the afternoon... it was the fact that the hearse was powder blue... I totally swear... and no it was not a screaming blue hearse... It was a friggin powder blue speedy speeding client carrying hearse... super super weird... And trust me... I am well aware of the conditions concerning the complexities of life and love and loss... and I totally do not mean any disrespect... but to not mention what had happened today would be... well... I was witness... in a weird way I was... and I totaly saw how there where no other cars to follow... so... and hey... they got to super speed in a rockin' whip... mustah been a pretty kewl peep who passed... celebrate. ... and now a moment of zen... spot the sailboats... there are two... //sorry bout that last one... it wuz how my day actually unfolded...// Oh yeah... and that motorcyle is still on the roof of that container thing... ... and uggh... that thing that I hate to happen happend... yet ahgain...like it always duze... In a word... somecursesareblessings... y.o.c. - day fourtyseven - i eventually asked a lady if she needed any help and she totally said the funniest thing ... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 7/25/2006 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

7/24/2006 If Ya Don't Expect Too Much From Me... Ya Might Not Be Let Down.... Yeah so... today was totally nice... all the windows were open... I could hear the birds chirpin... almost zero humidity in my humble opinion... shiny sunshine... no rain... this is how summer should be... and eventhough the only time I wuz out in it wuz when I wuz in my jeep when I took these pics... and it wuz late in the day... but if it wuz not for that groovy water tower I think I never would have left my pad... and I totally would have missed the slight warm breeze... a cloudless sky... the brilliance of radiance... all at 30 miles per hour... ...ahhhh... //pause for effect// Uggh... and then that thing that I hate to happen happened... ...grrr... spam really totally super sux... ... and in other newz... yeah new Gin Blossoms on August 8th! I KNOW!!! In a word... heyjealousy... y.o.c. - day fiftytwo - i rode my bike, worked out and did my 8 mins abs. ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 7/24/2006 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

7/22/2006 Boldy Go... Where No One Has Gone Before... For The Eleventh Time... Yup! Ah that's right! Star Trek 11 arriving in 2008... I think all I really know about the new movie is either it has all new characters or starts out when Kirk and Spock first meet at Starfleet Academy... ... and in other newz... Good Night Tina Fey and have a Pleasant Tommorrw... And I did not know that cooking oil could go bad... I guess mine went bad like 2.8 years ago... and trust me the exp date is there... Also I got a replacement credit card 'cuz the new one that I got like 4 months ago had a decorative magenetic stripe that I guess alot of scanners could not read... hurrah... And it was super gloomy today ranin' on and off... and most of flat dead red cardinal was washed away... yeah I ventured out about as far as the mailbox today... and that was it... it was like an everlearn day spa treatment for moi and by treatment I mean boozing all day long... ;-P In a word...imaboosernotabricklayer... y.o.c. - day fifty - i cooked for myself and cleaned most of my apartment today... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 7/22/2006 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

7/21/2006 The Flat Dead Red Cardinal... Uggh dudes.. there is a flat dead red cardinal right in front of my mailbox... uggh... I first saw it in person close up by accident... so the rest of the pics are taken from afar cuz I dont' want to see the gross thing with all the buzzin' flies and shiz... ... from inside my Jeep while I pulled up... ... while walkin' towards my jeep away from the carnage... ... from the drivers seat... looking back... Plus it was super uber gloomy... Plus... not to mention that they are going ahead with the twenty-second James Bond movie to be seen on May 2, 2008... ummm... have we seen the twenty-first James Bond movie yet... //Casino Royale// ... ummm... In a word... showercap... y.o.c. - day fourtynine - i actually did not stay home on a friday night. ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 7/21/2006 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

7/19/2006 Human Space Invaders... From France... Yeah so... eventhough it is no longer considered a heat wave... it is still pretty warm out... I barely left my house today... I left for a 7evz run around noon for like 10 mins because I simultaneously ran out of Half n' Half and Equal... ahduh... uggh dudes... it has been so friggin hot out and with the CAC always turned to off I wouldn't even make a pot of hot joltin java when I get home like I usually always do... but now that tha CAC is ahcrankin I need to warm up... yeah it gets that chilly... I'm really sorry. And the next time I ventured out was only for like 3 mins around sunset to take the pics above at like 30 m.p.h... yeah it's a school zone... ... in other newz... Human Space Invaders... from France... if I had not seen it with my own eyes I totally would not have believed it... At the time of this writing it had been viewed over 38,000 times and it was only posted yesterday... yikes! The most amazing thing is that I watched the whole thing with growing anxiety... at a staggering 2 mins and 58 seconds... it was almost too intense for moi... I KNOW! //however 20 seconds of it appears to be closing credits//... whew... evidently these creative peeps have a website that is currently undergoing some maintainence... I guess timing is everything... Nous profitons des vacances pour faire de la maintenance. Merci de votre compréhension The funny thing is that Henry Ford once said "It has been my observation that most people get ahead during the time that others waste.''... oh... on so many levels... In a word...retroisthenewfuture... y.o.c. - day fourtyone - i did my 8 mins abs for the full 8 mins this time... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 7/19/2006 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

7/09/2006 Most Fools Think They Are Only Ignorant... Yup... ...I still have not gotten it fixed yet... And I was not even turbo-ing in last night's races... uggh... but my head feelz like it wuz in one of them trunks of one of them cars in that demo-derby... which totally super rocked... ... yeah so... just to recap about my tire... I think my tire got sliced cuz my Jeep was leaking oil and the Z-Lordz asked if I could park my car in the street since they just got a new driveway... which is kewl with me... and I think like one day I made a U-ey to park and my tire rubbed up against a sewer drain and carved out a lil' niche... it made a really weird noise but did not go flat... so two weeks later I suddenly notice it and thinking it was wierd but then figuring out what had happened... and there was even a lil chunk flap that was dangling off that I duct tape back on... and then one week after that I still have not taken care of it... the duct tape and lil chunk flap have since gone to meet there Maker... amen. ... and by the by... Benjamin Franklin said 'Most fools think they are only ignorant.' In a word... ignoroti... y.o.c. - day thirtyone - i blogged today when i did not even have the strength to blink... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 7/09/2006 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...