6/30/2005 Holy Catfish Batman! Did you see this mutha' futha' lookin' monstah... In a nutshell... In Bankok, Thailand... Thai fishermen caught a 646-pound catfish that may have been the world's largest freshwater fish. The Mekong giant catfish was netted by villagers in a remote part of northern Thailand. When wildlife officials caught wind of the catch they urged the villagers to release the adult male so that it could spawn, but it later died and was eaten. //Zoinks!!!// The fish was the heaviest recorded since Thai officials started tracking the species in 1981 and may be the largest freshwater fish ever discovered, the statement said. Chek out the rest here. In a word... heaintheavyhesmydinner... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/30/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

6/29/2005 You're Going To Want To Look Around... But You're Not GoingTo... Are You...? No one would have believed in the early years of the twenty-first century... that our world was being watched by intelligences greater than our own.... That as men busied themselves about their various concerns... they observed... and studied... With infinite complacency... men went to and fro about the globe... confident of their empire over this world... Yet... across the gulf of space... intellects vast... and cool... and unsympathetic... ... regarded our planet with envious eyes... and slowly... ... and surely... ... drew their plans... against us. In a word... runasfastasyoucan... retroramicon. ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/29/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

6/28/2005 By Far... The Funniest Thing Eva... Dudes... Totally... I was at this red light at a busy intersection... waiting/watching all the traffic go by... as the passing cars dwindled to nothing... yawn... and all of a sudden this flatbed truck came buzzing by... and on this truck were a bunch of port-a-pottys strapped together... which is pretty funny in itself... but the funniest thing eva was that the last port-a-potty on the flatbed truck had like an 8 foot stream of toilet paper spiraling out from under it... the hilarity was tenfold... I was laughing so hard I totally could not find the camera... if i was drinking milk it would have instantly spewd from my nose... it's the kind of funny where ya try and calm yourself down and when ya try to not think about it thats when it happens again just like the first time.. and then the side pain begins... wheeeew... lordy... when the light finally turned green my eyes were so watery from laughing so hard I just drove ahead... taking deep breaths in between the afterlaughs... putting my faith in the good grace that I would not hit oncoming traffic cuz' that would be 'The Funniest Police Report Eva' //Everone make their happy face with a thumbs up and then freeze as the credit roll/electric guitar solo is played// In a word...everydayisprettyfunny... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/28/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

6/27/2005 Totally Wicked Anvil Clouds... The following pics are variations on a theme... and not so much variations on a theme as it is the same cloud at different points taken on my way home today.... (hic) and so the neverburn loudly mumbly denounces...(hic) ...Totally Wicked Anvil Clouds...(hic)... Ummm... I guess you had to be there... But it was wicked...(hic)... In a word... maybeiamalittlebuzzed... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/27/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

6/26/2005 Remember Sammy Jankis... Remember Sammy Jankis... If you don't know what it means please do not click... But if ya know what it means click here... Did ya click? I don't lie! Did ya click? I don't lie! Did ya click? I don't lie! and yes... I realize that this is like 4 or 5 years old but still... I'm a little slow... but I've told you this before... haven't I? My friend Leonard says that if we can't make memories... we can't heal.... In a word... nowwerewasi... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/26/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

6/25/2005 Is It Weird That My Netflix Have Arrived B4 I Hooked Up My DVD Playa... Dudes... Killah! Yeah so I bought this DVD playa at Target for like $39.99... Hollah... but I bought it like daze ago and so now my Netflix movies have arrived... The Village (aaap...don't tell me) ... Sky Captain and The World of Tomorrow and memento (aaap...don't tell me)... and my DVD playa is still in the box yo! ...bummer... I can't even watch them... poor lil' buggaz... //Centers On Inner Chi// ...Sensei... What should I do...? //Exits Inner Chi// //Enters Spooky Voice// Open... the... box... //Exits Spooky Voice// Oh Yeah... So Totally! Open Seezami! Shazam!! And check out The Retro-Futuristic Television... yes it is a Zenith circa 1979ish.. and still totally works... and yes... it has knobs... but please do not stare... My Buddy Zeevy is very sensetive... Stop staring... stop... Stop it... stop it now... SHEESH! In a word... ilovejive... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/25/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

6/24/2005 The Day Of The Sun Is Like The Day Of A King... Duh! I totally forgot about these pics... I took these after I got home from the Ragin' Vacation Nation and totally forgot to post them... I took them all within like a 25 minute span... and all I did was resize them so they would not blow up your browser... and so now here they are... very Vanilla Sky...very What Dreams May Come... enjoi ! The day of the sun is like the day of a king... It is a promenade in the morning... A sitting on the throne at noon... A pageant in the evening. -Wallace Stevens In a word... pretty... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/24/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

6/23/2005 Good-Bye Beach House... Good-Bye To Clocks Ticking... :: from the Ragin' Vacation Nation... My greatest fear is that I will never be this happy again... my greatest hope is that I will be... ...this happy... once again... //tear// //loser// //shut up// //uggh// In a word... happysadhappy... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/23/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

6/21/2005 The Real World: Austin... Pray For Them... I'm really worried! Dudes... these kids are in way over their heads... it's been only two days and already the fit has hit the shan... uggh... I hope they are all O.K. by the end of this... And that house is like super huge! With a jack-uzi and an indoor pool! oh... and by the way... Melinda you just met Danny and you already have a 'connection'... needy much... and what about 'blank'... your boyfriend back home... right! The drinking... The fights... The police... The fractured eye socket... I said it at Woodstock '99 and I will say it again... Angry Youth Nation... Uggh... and I never really remember the first episode being an hour long... In other newz... I am so totally hunrgy today... all day... no matter what I ate I still felt hungry... weird... In a word... goodluckguys... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/21/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

6/20/2005 From The Blue Ocean Beyond To The Smooth Submersed Stones Below... :: from the Ragin' Vacaton Nation... In a word... sputnik... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/20/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

6/19/2005 Happy Father's Day... I've always followed my father's advice... he told me... First... to always keep my word... And second... to never insult anybody unintentionally. If I insult you, you can be goddamn sure I intend to. And third... he told me not to go around looking for trouble. -John Wayne In a word... thanksalways... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/19/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

6/18/2005 Where The Sand And Sky Is The Same Color Of Wonderful... :: from the Ragin' Vacation Nation... In a word... iwannastayhereforever... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/18/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

6/17/2005 The Crescent Beach Coils Into The Distant Promise Land... :: from the Ragin' Vacation Nation... And back to todaze newz:: I just bought this awesome DVD playa at Target for like $39.99... hollah... In a word... goodtimehadbyall... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/17/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

6/16/2005 A Rocky Shore Breadcrumbs To A Hidden Lighthouse Beyond... :: from the Ragin' Vacation Nation... In a word... lovewilllighttheway... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/16/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

6/15/2005 Turtle Rock And The Jetty Infinity... :: from the Ragin' Vacation Nation... In a word...imissitalready... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/15/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

6/14/2005 Back From Paradise... Yes it is true... the everlearn is back ... ...and it is the spark that continually ignites me for months and months... And alot has happend while I was gone... Dudes... totally... talk about your incoming messages ... sheesh... and only seven were from peeps I know... In a word ...awesomesadwonderful... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/14/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

6/09/2005 Hello Beach House Ragin' Vacation Nation... This is my only vacation of the year... and I am going hardcore/commado/calls in the halls... and every year it super rocks eight ways to Sunday... and so everlearn will be on byehaitus incomunicato for a few daze... but I will totally blog the old fashion way... everyday... with paper and pen and then relay at a later date with 'thuziazim... and I totally hope I unload yesterday's funk before I get there... because that funk is some of the heaviest junk that I ever had to carry... ever... So I hereby decree... that with this vacation I am walkin' on sunshine and I do not even like lobster.... Make sense much !?! Jealous much !? ;-P ...really... SUP! enjoi! In a word... soready4surfsandandsunshine... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/09/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

6/08/2005 This Past Year.../...One Year Ago Today... Cry... And yes... this year is no better... And the worse part is that if I had changed... If I did all the things I that promised myself that I would do.. And if did all the things I needed/wanted to do... Nothing would have made a difference... ...everything that has happen would have happened whether I had changed or not... ...a change would not have made any... any difference... So what does that say. What does that mean. Really. I hate this. I hate feeling this way. In a word... pleasegoaway...idonotwantyoutoseemelikethis... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/08/2005 1 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

6/07/2005 Jennifer Lopez Hearts You... ... and a Totally Happy Birthday to mah most favorite/the worlds most famous... anti-hero... We have alot in common... we do... you and I... ...but you already knew that I was going to say that... In a word... redpillsrulesotakethegreenieandstaygold... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/07/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

6/06/2005 Hookey Rulz.... When I woke up this morning... I decided that I would somehow get my damn self to the beach... So it got so nice that I totally drove to the beach instead of going back to work after lunch... I watched as the sailboats in the harbor grew closer... ... and than a little farther.... ... and then closer... and then a little farther... and then finally closer... ... untill... ahhhh... ... and it super uber ruled... and no one ever needs to know ;-) In a word... heyideserveditidid... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/06/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

6/05/2005 Super Sunday Star Sudded Scuffle :: Alfred Molina vs. Bruce Willis... vs. Yeah so I totally watched way to much television today... I watched Spiderman 2 and then Pulp Fiction and I watched some of Boggie Nights and parts of Die Hard With A Vengence and most of Identity and then I switched back and forth between The Whole Ten Yards and The Last Boy Scout... Uggh... and the one single thing that I swore up and down that I would never do i.e. blog/recollect the very minucia of observation that I gabor in other blogs... I am doing right now... uggh... //sigh// hey kettle... yeah... it's me...... pot... //end sigh// But... well... it is... it is pretty weird that Al and Bruce were in like all the movies that I half watched today...right... pretty funny :-P In a word... igottagetalife... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/05/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

6/04/2005 My Own Personal Sarlacc Pit... Uggh... sadly... sadly... Saturday is still the un-official Sunday. I totally saw not one single person inperson today... the whole day... not one... I did not even go to Wendy's... I KNOW! ...un-funny... I could have gone out... but just to go out just for the sake of going out... a little weird don't ya think... Plus... the CAC kicked in... so you all know what that means... Bye bye open fresh air... But I did discover... //pause for effect//... something... There is this drain... and this drain is right outside my apartment door... a drain that leads to the land of 'I don't know where'... a drain that I really did not look at... or even notice... //pause for effect//... untill today... //enters flazback// ...yeah so... right after the winter snow melted... the slugs appreared and I said "Where the heck have they been all winter it's been a frikn' thick foot of snow and ice for like months and months... " //end flazback// So a few weeks ago I did The Annual Spring Slug Sanitizing Salting where I pour regular table salt in front of my door and windows on the ground to prevent the slugs from B & E... not to kill them but just to tell 'em that ain't wanted here... still I though it was sooooo so early for them .... I wonderd and wondered... where they were coming from... ...and then... then I realized where they were coming from... they were... they were coming from the drain... and I had just /weeks ago/ poured salt all over it... I know that is where they were popin' up from because.... I found... I found two slugs together... away from the drain... away from the salt... //pause for effect// ...crispy fried... And so... now I will jump over this like it was this... and I am so sorry to all the slugs that I accidentally napalmed ya in ya homes while ya slept... In a word... reallynotentirelyupset... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/04/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

6/03/2005 Soul Kitchen... Learn To Forget... Learn To Forget... Get Souled... Ohhhh yeah... ...now that's what I am talking about... ...that could play over and over and nor would I notice... ...nor would I even care... ...because... ...I totally heart this tune dude... Hey... ...ya gonna play it again.... are you.... well are you... and yes... that is a dare... oh yeah.... oh yeah... that's it... In a word...iheartdoors... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/03/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

6/02/2005 Appoggiatura... A-P-P-O-G-G-I-A-T-U-R-A... Appoggiatura... Holy Smoke! Good for you groovy!!! I know you totally won but the even bestest part... you were interviewd by ESPN! You super rock! You should feel nine different levels of awesomeness... totally congrats! Appoggiatura:: an embellishing note or tone preceding an essential melodic note or tone and usually written as a note of smaller size... In a word... noteverybeestings... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 6/02/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...