10/31/2005 I Am In Your Home... Right Now... I can do anything I want. And so can you. In a word... frankthebunny... You're right Nicklebee... it is so tangent universe....and of course... Happy Halloween... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 10/31/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

10/30/2005 It's Like The Sound... Of A Million Pumpkins... Smashing... Ughh... uggggh... shush... shussssssh... Dudes... click delicately upon this blog today... ... yeah... I kindah ah-part-yahd last night like I was the un-dead-able... and now I am... ... yeah... well... datz about right... and stop yellin' already... gosh... already... and so here ya go... stop yellin' stop yellin' stop yellin'already... the smashing pumpkins... ... oh man... what... what year is it... In a word... dapartysototallyruled... Nicklebee... please... stop... shoutin'... yeah... I went out last night... and Yes I told you... what do you mean you don't remember me sayin' that... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 10/30/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

10/29/2005 The Super Big Happy Halloween Party Is... Tonite... Gasp... SuperTerrificCrunchTime!!! Uggh dudes... ... so The Super Big Happy Halloween Party is tonite at Cap'n n' Special K's pad ... and on the party invitation it says that the party "starts at 7:30 pm and ends when 'I' pass out"... my real name... me... was totally right there... in black surrounded by orange... totally swear.... and I dig the homage... and I am so totally ready for the task... but as for a costume... well... I am still a lil' bit working on it... but here is a glimpse... Can't really talk now... gotta go out and get duct tape... pastic knives... spray paint... some velcro... and an 18-pack... ;-)... for courage/inspiration. In a word...wonderwonder... Hey...Nicklebee... stop teasing and hand me that stapler... stat! ... oops... and yes... I knew that was a scissor... but the stapler is grey too ya know... right... of course you don't... I forgot... you're a lil' color blind... by bad... sorry... now help me... please... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 10/29/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

10/28/2005 Randum Iz As Randum Duz... Yeah so... lets dive in... So I was at this huge innersection with tons o' lights and turnin' lanes... and while I opened my coffee I noticed to my left that there were a line of FOUR UPS trucks... all lined up in a row... one wez in a lane for left turns... one wez in a lane for right turns... then two lanes for straight thru... huh... funky... and then the right lane truck started to make the turn... and there wez another one behind him... and then another one behind him... and then the left lane guy got the turn signal and he went and then so did the dude behind him and then the next dude and then the next dude and then all their lights turned green... YO... it was like some super gigantic highway PEZ dispenser... ... and by the time I realized what wez goin' on... it wez gone... funky... ... and is it weird that whenever is see this... I think of this... ... is that weird... ... and then after that I was at this light... while I was ah tunin' in the radio //radio you suck anyway//... and I heard this jamaican music... and so I leave it on... and then... I noticed to my right... all of these 'sukurz' were ah totally ah groving ah round... and then... at like around 1 pmish... there is this girl in the liquor store... who loudly debated with the dude behind the register for like 10 minutes about what to get and which was the best and what had the highest alcohol content... yadda yadda yadda... so I was ready to pay and now was in line behind her... and then she quickly asked for the cheapest and then... suddenly said 'you take credit, right'.... ... dudes... she used a credit card for a bottle that was less than five bucks and was smaller than your hand and she said that well he won't care anyway... freaky... oh and I was buying a bottle opener ;-P And things are still so strange... ... uggh... man... why do I still see this... And in more apokolyptik newz... In a word... rambonono... So Nicklebee... how was your day today... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 10/28/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

10/27/2005 One Thing Remains... Yeah so... dudes... I did something today that I thought I would never be able to do again... ... or swore that I even ever wanted to do... ... but today... I actually... //pause for effect//... bought an actual... CD... you know... from like from a real store... The band is called Default... and they super rule... and I have listened to the disc but I will reserve my review till I take it out into the wild open world...... 'nuff said... but to give ya a cluey... I dig ;-) And in other news already in progress... ...and so I got my 18-pack... my wheat bread... American cheese... a pound of flower(for my halloween costume... duh) and a box of plastic bags... and there are two registers open... At the first register... the dude is buying like 10 minutes worth of lotto tickets... prolly for his whole department... and then wanted a random/specific 'sortment of scratch-offs... and with his kid sayin' the whole time... can we leave now... can we leave now... can we leave now... can we leave now... can we leave now... I know... so very anoying... ... and so then the other dude infront of me says something like one five and four ones and a lighter... so I figa it's gotta be a Lotto thingee... turns out... he is gettin' like a cashiers check or a Western Union thingee... and so I see the register rings up 903.47 and I think... it must be 9.47 right... but... turns out... it was NINE HUNDRED DOLLARSplus... gasp... and this 18 pack is already super heavy and the muscles in my arm are startin' to git gittery/spasimery... so I see this dude count out FIVE 20's and then FIVE 20's and the guy behind the counter counts it quick... but then the dude counts the rest real super quick and then... //pause/gasp// throws it all on the counter... like totally 700 dollars in 20's ... right there... in the open... spinin' around in the draft from the constant influx of customers from the never locked front doors... and there was a collective thought bubble by every one behind me... ... we are gonna get robbed/shot tonite.... ... and my arm is still gitterin'/spasin' more and more... so it looks like... //shhhh//... like I am in on it... ... yadda yadda yadda... ...and then... uggh... I have been chasing this band of sunlight all day... ... but... sadly... it set before I could get to it... In a word... illbehidingfromthesun... Yeah Nicklebee... it was kinda sad... I like drove all day waiting for the sun to... uhh... wait ah minute... why are there two bags of chips open... what happend while I was gone... did you have a party... are you... are you high !? ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 10/27/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

10/26/2005 The User Dreams... Evidently... recovering addicts can have these dreams... like while they are in rehab or even when they are clean n' sober... ... they have these dreams and in these dreams they are doin' drugs or drinkin' or whatever... ... and when they wake up... they have... nose bleeds... hangovers... ...weird... Yeah so... on Oprah today they had this dude who at the age of 23... this dude wakes up on a plane and is feeling this warmth coming from his mouth and finds out he has four missing teeth... a hole in his cheek... a broken nose... and no idea where he was going or how he got there and has no recollection of the past two weeks... His name was James Frey and he was an alcoholic drug addict ... for like 10 years... that got clean and wrote a book...'A Million Little Pieces'... I may actually read this one. So finally... the sun shone today and revealed the glittering ocean as I rose/drove over the hill... ... thanks... I needed that... And then I hear all the fire department alarms goin' on and it is way past noon... so somethin' must be up... but I don't see any fire trucks or anything... ... so like 20 minutes later I turn down this road and I guess some lady's house caught on fire... The pic was taken thru the back o' mah jeep... And then I see this tow truck ah-towin' this jalopy with it's muffler ah scrapin' the road with the noise and the sparks and the whole nine yards... and I took a bunch of pics... untill I notice that the muffler suddenly begins to break free... .. and then I passed him and went on my way thinkin I got the super scoop... iRule... ... and it was only a few exits later that I realized that I should have totally told the dude that the muffler missle was about to launch... so I watched in the rearview for miles and miles to see if I could see a pile-up... I saw nothing... and the news tonight reported the same... whew... And finally... I signed up for that national do not call thingee... ... cuz all of a sudden its' gotten really totally very anoyin'... Whew ... so I am kewl till October 27... 2010... ... what a crock... by then... there will be no phones... ... it will all be total mind control Jerry... MIND CONTROL ... ye-yah-bop! In a word...jennyigotyournumberineedtomakeyoumine... Ya know what Nicklebee... 35 years ago I could have used you to call someone... what's so funny... I would have called one of my friends... why are you still laughing... I have friends... hey... besides neither one of us was born then so... so lets let it go... O.K.... why are you still laughing... don't make me tip you... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 10/26/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

10/25/2005 Mizrizable Iza Four Letter Word Yo... Uggh dudes... I am so mizrizible with all this gosh durn rain already... whenever.. if eva... And of course my empty-14-gallon-gas-tank-light was like on... for like miles n' miles... So I finally stop and fillerup and my 14 gallon tank totally took 16.447 gallons and cost me $46.78... so you do da math... uggh.. And by the way that fifth pic says ... LITTER REMOVAL 1.2 MILLION TAX DOLLARS A YEAR ... the screen that flashed before this one says... DON"T LITTER It was toally refreshing... a nice change from all the boring... delays ahead... or accident notification... or alt construction routes... yadda yadda yadda... Uggh... what's next... The carb count of the burger you're inhailing... Which cosmetics companies tests eyeliner products on animals... ummm ladies... The very closest and most nearest exit for totally hot super fresssssh Krispy Kreme... The percentage of deaths accountable from second-hand smoke (Carpool Lane Only)... My suggestion... //pause for effect//... Knock Knock Jokes... Now that would be wild... the amount of gas you would use up just to get to the punchline... it would be an economic goldmine Jerry... A GOLDMINE... yeyeah-bop! Uggh... dudes... this rain is a total pain... In a word... mizrizible... Uggh...Nicklebee... buy me a rainbow... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 10/25/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

10/24/2005 After A Hard Day's Work..... First off... some sad news... My only concern was to get home after a hard day's work . Uggh dudes... and it was so crappy and cold and dark today... I even wore a jacket and jeans and boots out today... I guess I won't see my shorts and/or sandals for anotha six months... And we are 'spose to get like tonz o' rain and wind and floodin' most of tonite... hurray! And is it weird that I just watched Kingdom Of Heaven tonite... And on my way home I hear on the radio /radioyousuckanyway/ Heaven ...by Warrant And then on my pod I just heard Just Like Heaven... Totally true! Should I be concerned... And I have officially seen it all... In a word...igiveup... Hey Nicklebee... why can't you be kewl like that... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 10/24/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

10/23/2005 Like Lightning Bugs In A Glass Jelly Jar... Oh man... I had so much I wanted to talk about today but... I did not write any of it down... ... and I forgot it all... and I have no idea where I was even going to start... uggh... like lightning bugs in a glass jelly jar that inevitably gets dropped... and cracks open... and so go all the flashing inspriational thoughts rising up and spiral around and out into the dusky distance... ... never to be seen again... crap. Well now what do I do. crap. In a word... dammit... Oh Nicklebee.../sigh/... I would never keep you against your own will... really ... I wouldn't... really... ... well at least be happy that you ain't in no jar... well... at least not yet... Hey I keed... I keed... ;-) ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 10/23/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

10/22/2005 Tall Scrapers... Low Visibility... Miles Travelled... Steady As We Go... Yah so... big day in the big city... ... and I saw certain things I thought I'd never see and things I'd wished were still there... I took these earlier today... And it was so amazing... some of the streets were still paved in cobblestone... totally... and eventhough it was kinda rainy... and windy... and a lil' bit cold... it was still pretty kewl... And I wuz there for a super great cause... In a word... steadyaswego... ...now... Nicklebee... if I took you with me I would have spent you... and where would you be then... huh?... where?... that's right. ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 10/22/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

10/21/2005 Underverse... In this verse... life is antagonistic to the natural state.. Here... humans in all their various races... are a spontaneous outbreak... An unguided mistake. Our purpose is to correct that mistake... because there is another verse. A verse where life is welcomed and cherished. A ravishing ever-new place called... Underverse... ...but the road to that verse crosses over... the threshold... Uggh... is it really weird that every time this movie is on I can't shut it off... and eventhough I never catch it at the start I always leave it on... I actually think it is like the beginning of three different movies all put into one movie... eventhough I think/believe it is 'spose to be the second installment in a series... I even saw Pitch Black with Neo in the theaters and I totally totally hated it... but then... the more I watched when it was on T.V. more and more... I began to like it... more and more... And in other news... I took this pick today of a creek while I drove over its narrow bridge at 35 m.p.h.... and it was not very sunny out... very gloomy... even the eight birds on the pier look bummed... In a word...gloomydoomy... Hey Nicklebee... what?... yeah... I'm in a lil' bit of a funk... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 10/21/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...