12/25/2005 God Bless Us... Everyone... Merry Christmas Everybody! ...ah whut? YES... that is my real Christmas Tree! In a word... peace... ... and A Very Merry Christmas to you my Nicklebee... yeah ...it is weird... I do miss you... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 12/25/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

12/22/2005 Carrie Says... Has Spring Already Sprang It's Sprung... Whoa... and how long was my nap... I feel like that Rumplemintz guy from the fairy tale... whew... yawnanyway... it was super warm out... I took these pics earlier today... No ice... no snow... not a flake to be found... not like last time... not like I remember it... ...brrrr... ahhh... a blizzard free winter... at last... ... and then all these f'n flyin' birds... ah-gain... uh shouldn't you be where you are s'pose to be already!?! ... just like the other f'n day... And yes... I know... I know... Carrie never said that... but she did say this... //young manolo blahnik's beware... do not click if under 18// ;-P In a word... sprunk... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 12/22/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

12/21/2005 How I Ruined Christmas... ...uggh... ... yeah so... I did like 85% of my shoppin' online this year... it was easy... and all my gifts were personalized and had to be made ... yeah... I'm kewl that way... ... yadda yadda yadda... ... and finally my gifts were all shipped... here is my notice of shipment from the UPS website... ... did ya see it... read it again... D'OH... now do ya see it... YUP!... so all my stuff is gonna be delivered on thee twenty-ninth... of December... 4 days... after Christmas...... yeah go me! ...turns out I rushed the production of the gifts but not the delivery of said gifts... and so now they sit in their own private Island Of Misfits... somewhere in California... San Pablo... I think... Dudes... I am sooo up chocolate creek without a popsicle stick it's not even funny... And it's weird... I am not even sure if my choices are getting dumber or if I am just getting stupider... /sigh/ ...looks like it's gonna be an "Exclusive iTunes Mix:Best O'Music 2005 " gift for everyone this year... ...and yes... I've seen The Polar Express... ...and yes... I hear them... I hear the bells... but still... uggh... sometimes I wonder why I even bother... In a word...bahhumbug... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 12/21/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

12/20/2005 Solutionz To Da Tranzit Strike... It's Called Parkour... ::VERSES:: Holy Parkour! And you've seen it... you just never knew that it had a name... and it is cah-razy... basically you can like leap over things and scale walls and buildings using just your bare hands... covering a great distance over an unbalanced terrain in a short amount of time... sick... In a nut shell... free running... //pause-quote-learn// Sebastien Foucan developed the discipline of Parkour with his childhood friend David Belle, who practiced the 'Natural Method' of Parkour, Influence by his miltary father, also a great sportsman. Together Sebastien and David played and put in place a way of being - A Lifestyle - That lasted for more than ten years. Heavily influenced by asian philosophy, Sebastian decided to immerse himself fully in his art in order to combat negative energy and becoming 'Fluid like water'. Becoming aware of the failings of art without context. He later chose to create his own path by developing the philosophy - His own method of learning based on autonomy, play and positive energy. Conveying to others his messages and philosophy has become Sebastien's quest. Sebastien has become a global ambassador of the Parkour / Free-Running discipline. According to Sebastien: "Nobody ever invents anything - You're inspired and sometimes you can improve!" Sebastien believes in the concept of "No violence, No competition, No Groups, No Chiefs." //pause-quote-learn// Funky! How crazy would it be if people really travelled around like that!?! ... and I know it is no joy dealin' with this strike so here is an 8 minute video... //may not work with Internet Explorer//... of some kids climbing/free running (I think in the ruins of Chernobyl) to ease your frustrated nerves... it's all in russian and really grainy at parts and pretty lame but gets better around the 2:25 mark... Good Luck Everybody! //i got proof'd tonight buyin' "liquid refroshment"... wicked yeah... go me... shhh/// In a word...mazin... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 12/20/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

12/17/2005 Sheep Go To Heaven... Goats Go To Hell... ...UGGH... shhhh... ... I'z part-hay'd hardee last night like it was frikin' 1999... wohooo.... andz I feel like I live on a house boat... iz dat normal... ... allz I 'member iz leaving at like around 7:30 last night and then... ummm... just now... ... I think my cell phone log has a call to 'CABBIE' like around 2:30 am-ish... ... awww... thanks 'CABBIE'... /hic/... I'm not feeling alright today... I'm not feeling that great... I'm not catching on fire today... Love has started to fade... I'm not going to smile today... I'm not gonna laugh... You're out living it up today... I've got dues to pay... Sheep go to Heaven... Goats go to Hell... And so... Lads and Ladies... the evelearn proudly presents... CAKE In a word... imagoat... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 12/17/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

12/16/2005 The Mall Has It All... I have not gone to The Mall in like easily over 2 years... mostly cuz it is alwayz a zoo... but I went because I totally needed to get yadda yadda yadda... and if ya eva hit bloggers block... just go hit The Mall... not only will you witness kewl stuff... you will be visually overloaded... so overloaded by all your five senses that you will only remember bits and pieces... ... that guy walking around with a trench coat, tan hat and sunglasses... ... toddler sweats with 'JUICY' printed across the tooshie... ... peeps still walkin' around with one pant leg rolled up to the knee/calf... ... kid's stores smelling like kid puke... ... food court smelling like food puke ... super-overweight security... ... a required head shot and modeling reseme before entering Abercrombie... This is me going to The Mall... ...yadda yadda yadda... This is me leaving in The Mall parking lot... guess all the kidz got dropped off... This is me heading home from The Mall... //p.s. big part-hay tonite... yippie.../// In a word... davidaddison... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 12/16/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

12/15/2005 Everlearn And The Mystery Of The Rainbow Comet... Yeah so check this... I am finishing up my shopping and it is super cold out... and as I walk back to my Jeep I notice that the sky is filled with this light blue hue and high whispy white clouds... it is equally bright but no real sharply defined shadows... weird... and then I notice this... did ya see it... to the left... you see it... right... Totally wild... I saw it the whole way home.... and then there was another rainbow forming on the opposite side but could not get a good pic... it it was cah-razy... ...and then on top of all of that... tonight was a full moon... I took the pic with my camera phone cuz my regular camera has da flash and would have washed everything out... Nature does nothing uselessly. Aristotle In a word...iknowwhy... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 12/15/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

12/14/2005 ...a year... already... ...grieve not... ...nor speak of me with tears... ...but laugh and talk of me as though I were beside you... ...I loved you so... ...'twas heaven here with you...... in a word... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 12/14/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

12/13/2005 Even Cold Would Have Called Today Cold... HOLY FRIGGIN' BRRRR... Yeah so... it was really really super strange... totally sunny... not a cloud in the sky... zero wind... and it seemed the sunnier it got, the colder it became... freaky... and it was the kind of cold where the skin/cuticles around your fingernails begins to pull back... painfully... yeah I know...and that was only after a few minutes... ah global warming my tookus... ... and then... of course... the 3 P.M. sunset shined by for a visit... temporarily/permanently blinding me... whilest I wuz drivin'... ummm... so now instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur... ... and the full moon soon cometh... ... kewl right... I took this like after 15 minutes of drivin' around blindish... after totally burning out my retinas... and the funny thang is that all the red lights do look green... bah-dum-bum-ching! In a word... ifyoubelievetheyputamanonthemoon... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 12/13/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

12/12/2005 Got Leaves?... So yeah... THEY left this humongus pile which is easily four feet high and goes down nearly twenty feet and the funny thing is that the neighbor is super duper mentaliculus... very Ned Flandersididaly... but he's nice enough and always yells 'HI!' across the property and hollas comments on the weather ... and I always always yell back 'I KNOW!!!"... ... and I am not sure if THEY are even comin' back... its been two daze already... and every single car that passes put more leaves on Ned's property... //enters secret// I secretly wish that a car would just drive clear right thru it... just to hear the sound that it would make... knowing me it will prolly be one of those things where a smooth sports car flies thru it... without so much as a sound... or a flutterin' of a leaf... I guess I'll just have to ask Jamie and Adam... //ends secret// ... and today is a lil' windy... yadda yadda yadda... //FST FWD to later that day// ... and then all of a friggin' sudden I see this... ... and the cahraziest part was the fact that I had my camera in my right side jacket pocket... and strangely somehow I had managed to thread the seat belt thru the rope strap from the camera... so I go to take this awesome photo and I almost dislocate mah shoulder/give mahself whiplash/run over peeps... thankfully none of that happend... and I was totally quickly able to unlock mahself and snap a few of the wholy illumination phenomenon before a score of school buses blocked my view... totally true... sick right? In a word... livelikeyameanit... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 12/12/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

12/11/2005 Heat Cannot Be Separated From Fire... Or Beauty From The Eternal... I am sure by now you have all heard about the oil depot explosions in England... As of tonight... thankfully... amazingly... no one has been killed... Heat cannot be separated from fire, or beauty from the eternal. -Dante In a word... ilfiore... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 12/11/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

12/10/2005 It's Crumbelievable!... Ohhhhhh! And yes.... you've prolly seen it by now... Kraft has a new product out called Kraft Natural Cheese Crumbles... And incase you did not know... in the commercial... they are using 'an interpretation' of the super great wonderful one hit wonder 'Unbelievable' by E.M.F.... So...shhhh... I guess... the only peeps who really know about this is... you... me... ummm... oh yeah... and the rest of the innernext... Talk about being crumbled... ummm... I mean humbled... and I thought I was on the cusp-ah of something great... turns out I am just following in someonelses crumbs... and yes I realize how ironical it is... And after I saw the commercial I felt a lil' sad... and... yeah a lil' bit hungry... ya got me!... you really know my body... And so I leave the house for the first time today... and it's around 4 ish... ah-gain... In a word... igottagetalife... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 12/10/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

12/09/2005 Un-Surprisingly... Another No Show Snow Storm... Yeah... so last night they were ah-callin' for like for 4-6 inches maybe more... and when I finally woke up... there was less snow on the ground than yesterday... I know others got the wrath but we were spared... ... and so... ummm... ya know I totally could have gone out and ummm...ya know I totally could have worked... ummm... I didn't... .....shhhh..... and is it weird that eventhough it did not even really snow out... I went along as if it did... and I totally did not even realize it... I stayed in my P.J.'s all day... made mahself a pot o' hot mornin' java... bundled up in a warm blanket on the couch... watched the newz for school closings... listen to my pod... enjoyed sucky daytime television... watched some Netflix... sunny shiny sunshine all day... made mahself some warm cozy coffee in the afternoon... watched the newz for the commute home... every once in a while answering the door... ring and run these days... for deliveries for the holidaze... ahhh... now this is the life... //pause for effect// ... and then around 7:30 pm... I hear a thud by the door and then the doorbell... so I thought it must be another delivery... ring and run... so still in my P.J.'s... I flop open the inside door... and beyond the big glass super cold fogged outside door... there is this kid standing there... right there on the welcome mat... ... so picture the kid... //whatever ethnicity you are... picture the opposite// //whatever your gender... picture the same// //and if you are not ten years old... picture a ten year old// ...and it is super dark out... ... totally cold out... ... very windy... ... and the kid's nose is totally running... ... and before I could say kindly 'not interested'... the kid was already into the sell... and it was the kind of sell where all the words were just like one long word... from one deep breath... and if a single syllable was forgotten... which was... the kid had to start from the almost beginning... uggh... uggh... it totally broke my heart... So I stopped the kid and yelled thru the foggy glass door like it was a rushing subway "HEY... I'LL TAKE 'ONE' OF WHAT EVA YA GOT!!" So the kid lit up and started to open the giant tuppahware box and I yelled 'HOW MUCH!?!" And the kid yelled '...EVERYTHING IS 7'... so I yelled 'KEWL...' and as I went to get cash I can hear the kid yell '...OR 2 FOR 13... OR 3 FOR 20...' ...funny kid... And as I laughed... I got my cash and... oh no... uggh... my heart sank... guess how much I had... In a word... justguess... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 12/09/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

12/08/2005 ... And... We All... Shine On... ... and I took this pic today... not really realizing what day today was... Well... we all shine on... Like the moon... and the stars... and the sun... Yeah... we all shine on... On and on and on on and on... Whenever I see the same actor in a couple of movies while I flip thru the channels or I hear a couple of songs by the same person on the radio/radioyousuckanyway/... I always think or make a stupid comment like ummm did ' so-and-so' die today... and on the one day where my comment would have made the most relevance... I blow it... I never once made the connection... and I heard Lennon songs like all morning... even while I took the snowy pic above... I just thought I was listen' to a rock block... and yeah... my pod ran out of juice... instead of turin' it off last night... I left it on... uggh... not only am I not very smart, I'm not very bright either... In a word... asuperstarwellrightyouare... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 12/08/2005 1 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

12/07/2005 Pink Is The New White... Check it... ... plus... it snow'd white the day before... ... the whole thang baffels moi... In a word... word... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 12/07/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

12/06/2005 Worst... Day... Off... Eva... ... uggh... ... uggh.... ... uggh... ... grrrr... ... dudes... ... totally... .. and it so snow'd too! Wellmaybe not so much... ...but on mah day off ... I ended up working... and I had planz... planz to do nuthin'... like all day...uggh... and then... when I finally went outside... this is what I saw... In a word...yeahiknowiknow... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 12/06/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...

12/05/2005 Talk About Your Merry Christmas... I've seen halotta things... but I've never seen this... ... oh wait... it gets so totally better... ... how the whole block does not just up and float away is beyond me... ... so very awesome... AND... we are suppose to get like a ton of snow tonight... so I went bigtime food shopping... with a cart even... no red basket 4 me this time around ... and I purchased like it was going to be The Day After Tomorrow ... mostly cuz I had a C-note in mah wallet... and it can't be safe there... and it was noon... and the place was super packed... and I guess I wasn't the only one who saw the movie... In a word...merrychristmastargetwalmartkmart... ///posted by the often humiliated but never decaffeinated X @ 12/05/2005 0 Fresh Colorful Commentaries...